ask the person below you a question

[Shaye]

Jackass.



Steve-O or Chris Pontius?

[deftonekid]

Steve-O, this guys makes me laugh so hard and he's an ass too



how would it be your best date?

[Shaye]

I'm not too picky. I like the whole dinner and a movie thing, Or a good comedy club. Any combination of some drinks and laughter is perfect for me.



You?

[deftonekid]

Cool girl, Deftones, a good dinner and red wine.



do you like red wine?

[Shaye]

Yes. My favorite red wine is shiraz.



Any favorite comedians?

[deftonekid]

I like Woody Allen as an actor but i thinks he's better as a director. Adam Sandler and Chris Rock are funny too.


favorite Comedian?

[Shaye]

Mitch Fatel, Louis C.K., and Greg Geraldo are my faves.



Do you like Michael Jackson's music?

[deftonekid]

only when he was black jaja. dangerous is a cool album.



you?

[occipudding]

my attorney has advised me not to answer that question

have you ever had your heart broken?

[deftonekid]

yeah a couple of times



favorite Team Sleep song?

[goldpony]

blvd nights

you?

[occipudding]

billy jean

better form of abortion: wire hanger or the stair push?

[goldpony]

actually, i prefer the push into the corner of a sofa or just a straight gut shot, but between the two id pick push down the stairs. i know the wire hanger is most sinister, you cant beat good, old fashioned violence against pregnant women


best use of baby oil?

[occipudding]

grease up the floors at the nursing home and get ready to watch walkers go flying

best use of the elderly?

[Atomic]

putting em in trollys and pushing them downhill to make ameatur jackass movies, their powerless to resist

best use of blind ppl?

[occipudding]

making use of braille on drive-thru atm machines

do you have any grey poupon?

[devilinside]

I dont believe I do

Why do cats overeat and then puke??

[deftonekid]

cuz of hair balls...nah i dunno, i hate cats



why do dogs smell peoples ass?

[occipudding]

because they can

what do you like better, woods or beach?

[mrs_swa]

the beach!!


you win an all expense paid vacation to anywhere. where do you go?