Drunk and/or Stoned

[bebo]

Why would you all choose to use drugs, all I can say is wow and wtf. youre all morally unsound and clearly of partial or half intelligence.

[13hourstoparadise]

Why would you all choose to use drugs, all I can say is wow and wtf. youre all morally unsound and clearly of partial or half intelligence.

Interesting statement calling everyone here stupid. Great way to start on this forum. Get ready to be made a fool of dipshit.

[bebo]

clearly you prove my point when youre incapable of detecting sarcastic posts on the interwebz

and yes everyone on this forum is stupid, including me. just look at my track record

also drugz r bad

[13hourstoparadise]

Well shit, sorry I did not pick up on the sarcasm... My apologies.

LOL interwebz

[bebo]

does this mean we are buddies now?

[13hourstoparadise]

Yup 

Butt-buddies...

But naw, sorry mang, I shouldn't have called you out so quickly. That was lame on my part.

[bebo]

if you want we can put our hands in each others back pockets

but apologizing and making up so quickly is akward, so we should put some fake tension between us just so it feels more natural

something like, k w/e dude (w/e implying i just dismissed everything you said)

feels better now

[13hourstoparadise]

I will slap your face off of your face! 

xoxo

lollerskates

[devilinside]

if you want we can put our hands in each others back pockets

Aww...

[13hourstoparadise]

We should all put our hands in each others pockets, and rob each other blind.

[devilinside]

Yeah...I'm broke. But when I have monay,I keep it in my dooney. lol

[bebo]

I carry a purse too, short strap so I can have something to rest my arm on, y'know?

[devilinside]

Aah I see....mine has an adjustable strap...but my last one had smaller straps. I like expensive purses.

[bebo]

Yeah I dont really carry a purse I just wanted to feel like im part of the cool kids club, or whatever you youngin's call it these days

[devilinside]

LOL! Kool Kids Klub. 


Well...watch ur back pocket...ur gonna get picked.

[13hourstoparadise]

I keep my wallet in my front pocket... I hate sitting on it, bad for the spine.

[mrs_swa]

I am enjoying a combo of having a cold, Valium, and weed.     Very chill 

[Variable]

lol.  Last night we had a 12 mile hump through the desert.  I knew the marines were hurting because instead of walking around and offering people motrin ( as all corpsmen usually do ) I went around offering everyone valium and percocet , but none of them said they wanted any.  It was pretty funny.

[13hourstoparadise]

What are they fucking retarded? No one wanted a valium and percocet - the best combo of drugs ever!

Well besides cocaine and oxycontin (speedball) - but I don't fuck around with that shit, can kill ya easy.

[Variable]

They were all on the verge of heat stroke in 40 degree weather + wind because they were humping 80 lb packs up and down sandy ass hills at night.  I'm sore as fuck today from dragging their pussy asses up hills.  Every time one started to fall out me and this one other corpsmen were at the back to just grab them by a strap on their pack and start dragging them back into formation.  Fucking ass holes, that shit was exhausting.  But yeah, they were so tired that they didnt say yes