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Drunk and/or Stoned

Started by thanx4knives, Jan 11, 2004, 07:49 AM

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Variable

Quote from: tarkil on Apr 19, 2008, 04:57 AM
So I lost my phone, wallet, camera and memory yesterday... Thank you vodka...

Fucking terrible... Obviously, my wallet contained everything : credit cards, id, health card, etc. And my camera had pictures of me wearing just boxers on a bed in the middle of 8 girls dressed in lingerie....

Damn, now I hate that I forget everything while drunk.... Fuck fuck fuck fuck
That sucks.  My appt got broken into once and my camera got stolen.  I had a pick of this hot black chick ass naked bent over spreading her pussy in front of a confederate flag.  I was pretty psyched about that pic.  Im still mad that its gone to this day.

tarkil

I'm still so pissed off about all that....
None of my friends remember anything either, or saw something, or whatever....

Damn....



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

mrs_swa

I tried a Washington Apple shot with Crown Royal last night......ohh man..
...blow the Universe into nothingNESS.  nuclear warfare shall lay us to rest...

Variable

Quote from: tarkil on Apr 19, 2008, 03:36 PM
I'm still so pissed off about all that....
None of my friends remember anything either, or saw something, or whatever....

Damn....
yeah, its not real bragging rights if no one saw.  That's gay

alvarezbassist17

Quote from: Variable on Apr 19, 2008, 02:39 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Apr 19, 2008, 04:57 AM
So I lost my phone, wallet, camera and memory yesterday... Thank you vodka...

Fucking terrible... Obviously, my wallet contained everything : credit cards, id, health card, etc. And my camera had pictures of me wearing just boxers on a bed in the middle of 8 girls dressed in lingerie....

Damn, now I hate that I forget everything while drunk.... Fuck fuck fuck fuck
That sucks.  My appt got broken into once and my camera got stolen.  I had a pick of this hot black chick ass naked bent over spreading her pussy in front of a confederate flag.  I was pretty psyched about that pic.  Im still mad that its gone to this day.

haha, a southern supremacist purple-winged-bat is a hilarious image.

Variable


Corleone

420 bicthes, smokem if you gotem

White Pwny

420....   I'll be ripped ALLLL day.    =o)
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

Corleone

I have an extremely high thc concerted weed, this shit gets you high for 5 hours off one bong. BUT ill definately be smokin more than that. ;)

mrs_swa

OMFG!!! I am so excited, a friend of a friend met someone who had some, and I FINALLY got to smoke!!  3 rips, I was TKO, and decided to go back to the hotel by myself, had to go up a huge escalator to get to the tram, and it felt fucking weird, rode the tram to our hotel and it was the craziest experience while ripped yet. It thought it was moving, but realized it was just me....ohhhh and I gavemy room key to my friend so she could "spend time" with a guy she met, so when I was trying to go to the room without my key arguing with the lady by the elevators, fucking Howie Mandell (sp) walks passed and goes to the elevators I am trying to get to!!!!!  So then, I go back to trying to find my friend, and she's with the guy she met.  We get to the room, and at this point I am trying to sober up, as my mother is awake in our room, in the elevator I was like don't talk about how fucked up I am, and what do you know, the guy says in front of my mother:  " Are my pupils dilated yet, I can't feel anything, walks over to the mirror, and exclaims...HOLY FUCK!  yeah it was great......I then hurried up and passed out as to avoid conversation with my mom, but all is cool today.  High 5!!  good times, good times!
...blow the Universe into nothingNESS.  nuclear warfare shall lay us to rest...

White Pwny

haha   ^5.   Sounds like you are having a good time.



I went to the wedding reception, and thank God for my husbands side of the family......  his cousin had some on him.. and we made a trip outside to use it.    The unfortunate thing was I was fucked up in front of the whole family... Upside was I don't think they knew anything was up... as everyone else was drunk.   It was great.       His shit looked white... we dubbed it Snowball.      It was the best shit I have ever smoked.......   A trip to Madison is definately needed...  :)
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

Fireal1222

i'm not really all that high for 420.. i had work at 8am.. and was out at a block party at a college campus. i got home around 6am. and got like 2 hours of sleep. i went into work and puked the entire time. so i got sent home.


what a hangover that was.

I'm Not Here.
This Isn't Happening.

shine down unshy

Quote from: tarkil on Apr 19, 2008, 03:36 PM
I'm still so pissed off about all that....
None of my friends remember anything either, or saw something, or whatever....

Damn....

That sucks dude, sorry.  That shit can be a huge pain in the ass..maybe whoever finds it will return it.

7
7
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tarkil

Or maybe the fucker who stole that from me will preciously keep it... That cunt...



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

Variable

japanese people are really cool about turning shit in.  But then again thats lost shit, not stolen shit

tarkil

I know that about japanese people indeed.... But unfortunately chinese people are not like that... Cunty bastards....



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

Variable

I think you meant "communist bastards"

tarkil

The only communist thing they have would be the name, but I swear to god, these guys just are plain, simple bastards, not communist ones....  :)



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

deafnotes

''say no to drugs!'' - jesus
lol

Variable

Quote from: tarkil on Apr 23, 2008, 05:26 AM
The only communist thing they have would be the name, but I swear to god, these guys just are plain, simple bastards, not communist ones....  :)
they will all be communist when the republicans need someone new to fight in about 5-10 years