Drunk and/or Stoned

[law]

Drunk and high on coke whilst you post on a deftones messageboard?

[Saturday Night Whiskey777]

Drunk and high on coke whilst you post on a deftones messageboard?

hahaha
yes, thats fucking lame.
btw, why dont you lock (or delete) this thread?

[Fireal1222]

just domed 3 hits of some really good kief and it's my first time smokin today, i'm fucking blazed.

drinkin a few blue moon's (great fucking beer!!)


and about to puff a pipe or four

i love that beer so much.  do you work the orange slice in it at all?

no, but ill try it now that you say it


but blue moon is the fucking shit. i get drunk as fuck off like 4 of them


im drinking stegmaier right now though... a summer white ale.. its from one of our town breweries

that's totally the best way to drink blue moon, do eet.  what kind of headies are you smokin today?

my buddy picked me up in his boat a couple hours ago and we blazed hella, i'm still feelin it hard.

NATIONS BEST
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seriously how bored to you have to be to consistently post on 3 accounts?

last batches of headies i had were cat piss, and hash berry.

i bet the cat piss ones got you fuckin ripped, and i wanna taste hash berry, that's like 2 flavors that would go amazingly together.

cat piss had a strong citrus taste. the smoke has a yellow tint when it leaves a persons mouth.

[White Pwny]

lol... I'm a pothead... and I don't know how Id feel smoking something that is called "cat piss"


Weird.

[Fireal1222]

lol... I'm a pothead... and I don't know how Id feel smoking something that is called "cat piss"


Weird.

yeah no shit


but as soon as u saw, or smelled the buds. youd be like. PACK A PIPE!


i just picked up 2 strains of headies

ultra diesel
MLB

[alvarezbassist17]

4 of my buddies and i sat around last night and smoked like a quarter, bubblers, joints, bongs, it was pretty nuts.  had a few beers too and just looked like shit this morning.

[penny]

4 of my buddies and i sat around last night and smoked like a quarter, bubblers, joints, bongs, it was pretty nuts.  had a few beers too and just looked like shit this morning.

you always look like shit.

[alvarezbassist17]

you know, that's not what your mother said last night, but she actually did say that right after we awoke from that long night of passionate love-making.  then she gave me your last bowl of cocoa puffs and i farted on your pillow.

[4th Eye]

Fucking Midsummer-party...heavy drinking from thursday to monday morning. Missed workday yesterday, couldn't sleep at all last night and I still feel like I'm drunk.

I think I'll quit drinking..............until next weekend.

[black coffee]

t'was a tough weekend.. lots of breakfast beers, bong hits, joints and junk food. I love festivals.

[Variable]

wow, you sound like a real winner

[black coffee]

you're in the army, obviously it's you who wins.

[Variable]

Navy, and dont be jealious that you dont have the balls

[black coffee]

maybe I just had the chance to choose, while you couldn't do anything else with your life. I'd also go to the army if  I had to live as a bum instead.

[tarkil]

Navy, and dont be jealious that you dont have the balls

don't be jealous you're only surrounded by balls

[Variable]

maybe I just had the chance to choose, while you couldn't do anything else with your life. I'd also go to the army if  I had to live as a bum instead.

ha, so you chose to be a stoner loser.  Good on you.  And I did have the choice btw.  and at least I have a real W2 to prove it.  But you can keep making up stories about all of your wonderful life options while you smoke it away.  ha at least you made it to mod status around here though.  No matter what happens, no one can take that away from you.

[Variable]

Navy, and dont be jealious that you dont have the balls

don't be jealous you're only surrounded by balls

True story

[black coffee]

yeah. I chose to smoke weed every now and then. and I chose to get a good payment at the end of every month... and last but not least, I chose not to have to shower with other guys.

now tell me, where are your options? maybe you wanna leave the army one day, do you really think you'll be able to do anything better than delivering newspapers or working for mcdonalds?

I prefer to be a stoner loser than waste my life away in the army, you can trust me on that.

[tarkil]

I got to agree with Black Coffee on this one...
Lucky thing is that when you're out of the army, you usually receive quite a high wage, and you can be a bum for the rest of your life...

This may be Variable's aspirations actually...

[Variable]

I am actually still employed at the hospital I worked at before I joined the Navy.  They are keeping me employed for the length of my first enlistment so that I can have a job as soon as I get out.  And I loved working there in the ER.  But I wanted to be in the military.  Something I always wanted to do.  But I doubt I will go back to that same job.  As I have said over and over again on this board because ignorant people automatically assume that someone in the military have no options because they are such pussies that they can't imagine a person who would want to put themselves in such a hard, stressful, and dangerous job.  But as I have said, I started out as a EMT so getting my paramedic has always just been a personal goal of mine.  But I doubt that will be my end state.  I more than likely will get My RN or PA.  Having a hard time deciding.  But then again I just may stay in the military.  Because at the moment its a lot of fun.  Im almost positive I get better vacation than all of you.  And my benefits - retirement are once again probably better than all of yours.  Not a bad gig at all.  Plus I could go on with the education I want and become a medical officer.  Bank.  Anyways though if none of those I am also thinking about being a cop.  Have been for years.  Tried but I failed the background check for stupid decisions I was making when I was 16 that you are still making now.  But thats all clear now and I still may do that.  Who knows, point is that I have options.  and its not if I could get a job, its that I still have a job outside the military.

whats your plans?  going to try to hack into nunos paypall account so that you can steal SL funds?