Drunk and/or Stoned

[tarkil]

I'm barely drunk since friday night... Pretty sober for the moment though cause I have somme important matters to deal with, but soon, I'm gonna fall down again I hope...

[Chrisbo]

Actually yeah, that happened to my mate once. He went to a party in Glasgow, and the next day he came back with no eyebrows. He looked so fucking wierd, and he got the piss ripped out of him hahaha!

probably at my brothers place!  Jenga is the best game to play.  One time a random dude was asleep the next morning and we slowly balanced empty beers all over him.  I mean ALL over him!  from his feet, right up his legs, up his body , all along his arms, shoulders and head.  must have been about 20 or so.  The same night some emo prickhead locked himself in the bathroom for fucking ages and when ha came out he crashed on the floor.  He got drawn on something rotten!  And the jenga, well it was the worst I've ever seen.  It involved ironing boards, radiators, chairs, and anything else that was lying about.  then the hoover came out, and his face got sucked.  he eventually woke up, tried to escape from his trap, but it was too much for him, so he just lay there saying "you guys are fucking wankers".  then to top it off, he said to this girl, who had a bf, something really sleezy from within his trap.  eventually we let him out and he tried to start on the hardest cunt there, after trying to molest his girl friend(different couple from before).  we turned all the mirrors round so he couldn't see himself.  he had a gay blonde streak in his hair so with the black face he totally looked like a badger.   haha

There always is some dickhead, who thinks he's great, and tries to start trouble. Mostly, they're just arrogant wanks who've had a bit too much to drink and are making a fool of themselves. I like that jenga idea though, have to use that sometime.

[jamesthecat]

this dude was beyond belief.  I was so obviously bi sexual because he kept on getting way too "friendly" with the guys, as well as the girls.  like everyones all loved up on pills, so we're all huggin each other, so he thinks it's a good chance to start rubbing himself etc.  fucking tool.  and locking himself in the bathroom.  fucksake!  took him long enough for him to respond to the banging and shouting, but then he was pretendind not to be able to operate the lock.  we were screaming at him, "pull the fucking bar over" (the common bathroom lock) but he refused to do it properly.  then, one girl cunningly said, "come out of there, i want to fuck you" to which the door imidately opened, she ran away and he looked so gutted!  bahaha

[Sam]

This topic has turned into an english pub.

[pissedandpierced]

This topic has turned into an english pub.

Full of old drunks, teenage mothers and football hooligans?

[KingCrimson]

my parents came up to auckland for buissness, and they went out for dinner.
so right now im sitting in there extremely flash hotel room, drinking drinks outa there fridge,
and relaxing on the SUPER-king size bed.
this is the life.

[Chrisbo]

Went out last night, but only had a pint or two. Just wasnt the right company I guess, and I wasnt feeling too great beforehand anyhow. I cant wait until I get my student loan and that, but I'm not going to go crazy like I did last year, 50 quid in one night was rediculous!

[alvarezbassist17]

i'm so fuckin blasted right now, hot damn!

[alvarezbassist17]

This topic has turned into an english pub.

hahaha word.  there's so many "english" words i don't understand.

[Fireal1222]

im high. my computer is still broke though. at my friends now

[jamesthecat]

there's so many "english" words i don't understand.

give us a lits, and we'll translate!   

[Azwethinkweiz]

im incredily drunk.

[fireflyry]

[Chrisbo]

Hahaha, nice!

The pop idol/popstars/whatever gif and the FireflyTV

[tarkil]

Hahaha, nice!

The pop idol/popstars/whatever gif and the FireflyTV

True, true !!

[alvarezbassist17]

i am typin with my right and tokin with my left

[black coffee]

don't need a hand to light it up? ^^

well... I'm preparing my good night bowls.

[alvarezbassist17]

laser eyes

[4th Eye]

At work, probably still drunk...was supposed to have few pints and play some pool so I had over 10 pints and slept three hours. I am so tired it's not even funny anymore.

[momo]

haha being stoned is great i need to blaze soon!