Drunk and/or Stoned

[MakeFunOfFatPeople]

it happens like that. 

[black coffee]

you ever wonder what people who dont smoke or drink, do for fun?

hah i got a short story about that. I played tennis with some dude, and he told me that his parents are gone for two weeks and his older brother isnt in town as well... means he is in full control of the house.. i was like, "hey man, wanna make a party or just invite some people for a chill night.. i can bring my shisha, my bong, enough weed for everyone, a few boxes beer and even mushrooms if you want that.", and he answered "ehm... I just watch dvd's with a friend of mine... we go to the film distribution, borrow a couple movies and watch them afterwards, then give them back and get new movies..." 

I couldn't believe it.

[MakeFunOfFatPeople]

All that would have been beautiful had he stopped being a square and got high, drunk and shroomed out...man, damn tennis players.

[black coffee]

You're an idiot deftonesATF27, things don't change.

I mean, if they even had girls with them, but it was just them 2 sitting there and watching movies. wtf

[Corleone]

Stoned and just woke up. ... its bloody hot out.

[Jizzlobber]

feel super high. hit a bong that really cracked my head. might have a beer tonight, or a couple

[Corleone]

Yeah that doesn't sound bad, I wouldnt mind going downtown and catching the baseball game.

[Fireal1222]

You're an idiot deftonesATF27, things don't change.

I mean, if they even had girls with them, but it was just them 2 sitting there and watching movies. wtf

i hear ya. you cant knock people for not drinking or trying drugs


but if you have the house to yourself for 2 whole weeks, and the best thing you can do is watch movies with your pal, means your probably gonna bumfuck your pal

[Paint Your Lips]

means your probably gonna bumfuck your pal

Listen to him guys ... It's valuable information he is giving you. That is experience talking.

Hahaha

[EDIT] Just lighting up after sex ... Ashum ...

[BigDave]

i got high once...

[MakeFunOfFatPeople]

i got high once...

Anything happen? was it a bill clinton no in hale? say somthin reggae regggae...

[black coffee]

You're an idiot deftonesATF27, things don't change.

I mean, if they even had girls with them, but it was just them 2 sitting there and watching movies. wtf

i hear ya. you cant knock people for not drinking or trying drugs


but if you have the house to yourself for 2 whole weeks, and the best thing you can do is watch movies with your pal, means your probably gonna bumfuck your pal

when i was in my hardcore smoking days, i used to make obvious and lame jokes like that, too. im happy that these days are over. but yea, i didn't want to convince him to do drugs, i just wanted to make clear that everything is possible if he had done a party. i just find it stupid that he doesn't do anything because he'd be too lazy to clean up the house afterwards.

even if it would have been a non-alcohol party, at least he would have done something while his parents were gone, do you get my point?

[jamesthecat]

My finances are reaching near impossible in terms of being able to get a head on off anything.  Saying you will get weed for someone then accidently spending their money on booze is a bad idea.  don't ever try it.  It makes you look like one of those dodgy, scummy dealers who have millions of terriying dogs.  It's not like I'm never going to pay this girl back, it's just not going to happen until I run into some proper money.

So I got drunk on cider and vodka last night, which was cheap and fun.  Did you know 80% of all buckfast if consumed in the glasgow area??  That's mad.  Do you actually get it abroad?

[Fireal1222]

im high

[jamesthecat]

Lucky you^^^^^If I'm high then the pope doesn't wear a funny hat.

[4th Eye]

You know what it's like to be drunk as pope?

Two people helping you to walk and one translating your speech.



Damn, I wish I was high...or drunk too.

[jamesthecat]

I don't even have one single beer I can have!  Time to sweet talk the cats mother into sharing her wine!

[Fireal1222]

ive always looked at drinking, one beer. to be a waste


anyway. im high

[Azwethinkweiz]

i'm a little tipsy.

[B.]

Apple juice is hardcore