The +/- thread!

[poofing acid]

+++++++ Umph tour nigggggggsssss
Fri, Sep 2nd, 2011    9:30 Club    Washington, D.C.    8:00 pm
Sat, Sep 3rd, 2011    9:30 Club    Washington, D.C.    9:00 pm   
Tue, Sep 6th, 2011    Brooklyn Bowl    Brooklyn, New York    8:30 pm
Wed, Sep 7th, 2011    Brooklyn Bowl    Brooklyn, New York    8:30 pm
Thu, Sep 8th, 2011    Brooklyn Bowl    Brooklyn, New York    8:30 pm
Fri, Sep 9th, 2011    Brooklyn Bowl    Brooklyn, New York    8:30 pm   
Fri, Sep 16th, 2011    Calvin Theatre    Northampton, Massachusetts    8:00 pm
Thu, Sep 22nd, 2011    Showboat Atlantic City - House of Blues    Atlantic City, New Jersey    9:00 pm
Fri, Sep 23rd, 2011    Jefferson Theater    Virginia, Charlottesville    9:00 pm
Sat, Sep 24th, 2011    The NorVa    Virginia, Norfolk    9:00 pm    

[downtownpony]

I could spend 30 minutes on the crapper and not necessarily be shitting the whole time.

[tarkil]

I could spend 30 minutes on the crapper and not necessarily be shitting the whole time.

same here, i love spending a while in the good ol' crapper!
What's better than reading a book there, surrounded by that nice poop smell...

[blixa]

great toilet talk.

well, i've been waxed before (don't ask) and the machine was so much worse because you basically feel it clamping your hair together and slowly ripping it out

women are sadists

the machine is worse than waxing. with waxing it's over in one go whereas with the machine you have to go over the one spot a few times for all the hair to come out.

[from_musings]

same here, i love spending a while in the good ol' crapper!
What's better than reading a book there, surrounded by that nice poop smell...

I've stopped reading books while pooping because I lose focus when the shit stench peaks. usually can't remember a thing i've read in there.so i've begun listening to music instead, I can see the music in beautiful colors and patterns and get to space out a little for a while

[sing blue silver]

same here, i love spending a while in the good ol' crapper!
What's better than reading a book there, surrounded by that nice poop smell...

I've stopped reading books while pooping because I lose focus when the shit stench peaks. usually can't remember a thing i've read in there.so i've begun listening to music instead, I can see the music in beautiful colors and patterns and get to space out a little for a while

i watch nostalgia critic videos on my ipod in there.

[from_musings]

ipoop

[sing blue silver]

ipoop

precisely. reminds me of a quote from the show the league.

"i have a whole second secret ipod that i keep loaded with porn and put in a little plastic bag for when i'm masturbating in the shower."

[Oldnewtype]

I get stoned when im taking a shit sometimes. I try to make it quick but sometimes I find myself jamming out to the sound of the faucet dripping. That faucet makes some sick beats when I'm stoned.

[Crazylegs]

+ leaving for Berlin tomorrow
+ skateboarding/drinks/good times for a week
- i don't like flying

[Oldnewtype]

+ Got our asses kicked in the kitchen last night
+ celebrated with lots of jager shots and PBR
+ Don't remember getting home
+ Awesome hangover

[sing blue silver]

+seeing coheed thursday
-no mic todd
http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/10/coheed-and-cambria-bassist-michael-todd-armed-robbery-walgreens/

[bright lights, big city]

ipoop

precisely. reminds me of a quote from the show the league.

"i have a whole second secret ipod that i keep loaded with porn and put in a little plastic bag for when i'm masturbating in the shower."

hahaha what a great line

[Oldnewtype]

+ band practice
+ living brutal and making life my bitch every single day

[Frequency_Chemist]

+ living brutal and making life my bitch every single day

Simply beautiful lol

[BillyNo.9]

- Feeling unbearably  shit for no apparent reason 

[sing blue silver]

+Managed to get a date tomorrow with a really pretty girl who loves all the same bands as me and is a huge Detroit red wings fan.
-nervous as hell. Haven't been on a date in about 6 years.

[Oldnewtype]

- I just need a friend with benefits

[alvarezbassist17]

Those are the best.  I imagine they're easier to come by for the gays, no pun intended.

[sing blue silver]

+Managed to get a date tomorrow with a really pretty girl who loves all the same bands as me and is a huge Detroit red wings fan.
-nervous as hell. Haven't been on a date in about 6 years.

just found out she loves like every band i do, but really dislikes deftones. i'll try to overlook it but... my god. i've told her the extent of my obsession and she was just like "i'll try to ignore it". oh well. i guess she couldn't be perfect.