The +/- thread!

[Penicks]

heh, girlfriend bought an epilator machine this week and i was like "lol, try it on my stubbles (on the face) you cunt"

she tried it on my stubbles

MOTHERFUCKER did that hurt

seriously, shit was bleeding all over the place

fucking women man

[pissedandpierced]

heh, girlfriend bought an epilator machine this week and i was like "lol, try it on my stubbles (on the face) you cunt"

I bought one of them years ago, I used it on a tiny patch on my leg and never used it again.

[spitfire]

+had two busy weeks as hell
-back on a low tide
-no perspectives where im going next

[sing blue silver]

+moving out of my shitty apartment and into a house come september
+it's fucking gorgeous outside
+8 day work week is almost over
+metallica, protest the hero and coheed in 7 days

[RoyalDeftonicBoy]

+ My girl's amazing boobs
+ Ice cream
+ Beastie Boys
+ Paycheck

[tarkil]

+ My girl's amazing boobs

Pics or you're lying....

[blixa]

heh, girlfriend bought an epilator machine this week and i was like "lol, try it on my stubbles (on the face) you cunt"

I bought one of them years ago, I used it on a tiny patch on my leg and never used it again.

i have one too. it fucking cuts the hair most of the time. it doesn't pull it out from the root. it's less painful waxing.

[Penicks]

well, i've been waxed before (don't ask) and the machine was so much worse because you basically feel it clamping your hair together and slowly ripping it out

women are sadists

[BillyNo.9]

Inner thigh and Gooch are the worst places to wax. I doubt women are hairy enough in those areas to understand the full potential of that pain

[Oldnewtype]

+/- Birthday was yesterday
- didn't really do shit
+ got drunk and blared metal, just like every night

[Penicks]

Inner thigh and Gooch are the worst places to wax. I doubt women are hairy enough in those areas to understand the full potential of that pain

i just rip it out when i'm taking a shit

the manly way

[BillyNo.9]

You must take long shits bro

[Penicks]

never longer than 5 minutes

i hate people who go to the toilet for longer than 6 mins

[BillyNo.9]

Have you ever eaten a Vindaloo?

[Penicks]

i drink a bottle of tabasco a month and i've never had any issues

[BillyNo.9]

Your toilet sounds nasty

[bright lights, big city]

Your toilet sounds nasty

hahaha

Penicks, have you even gone into the bathroom with a smartphone or maybe a good book or magazine? I could spend 30 minutes on the crapper and not necessarily be shitting the whole time.

[BillyNo.9]

I could spend 30 minutes on the crapper and not necessarily be shitting the whole time.

[Penicks]

Your toilet sounds nasty

hahaha

Penicks, have you even gone into the bathroom with a smartphone or maybe a good book or magazine? I could spend 30 minutes on the crapper and not necessarily be shitting the whole time.

it's called a sofa

or a couch

a toilet is freaking hard

what the fuck

you're sitting on something with your bare asshole out in the open and a poop is floating underneath it, probably attempting to jump back in

[poofing acid]

No way.  If I'm reading a good article I'm finishing it.  Or if I'm in the middle of a poker game on my phone I'll finish it too when I'm pooping.