Deftones Bullshit Thread

[Inkblades]

You only give peace signs after sticking your fingers up you butt so you can smell and lick them afterwards.

[people are people]

No, When I say goodbye I just give people the Peace sign, But that's because i'm to nice of a person to tell you to fuck yourself! Donkeyblades, Feeling Lonely Tonight? Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure. Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

[ANattyRat]

No, When I say goodbye I just give people the Peace sign, But that's because i'm to nice of a person to tell you to fuck yourself! Donkeyblades, Feeling Lonely Tonight? Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure. Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

This is the biggest overreaction to something I've ever seen in my entire life.

[Inkblades]

No, When I say goodbye I just give people the Peace sign, But that's because i'm to nice of a person to tell you to fuck yourself! Donkeyblades, Feeling Lonely Tonight? Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure. Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I dunno, man. Seems like you're really savoring that artisanal fecal butter smeared all over your fingers. Also, you don't need to capitalize words after commas. Only periods. And you're confusing to with too in "I'm to nice of a...". To is generally used to describe moving forward to something or going somewhere, while too is an adverb. For example:

"Hey, I'm people for people. I'm going TO a gay bathhouse TO chain-slurp one hundred sweet pricks in a row tonight."

You're welcome.

[people are people]

Donkeyblades, woo really? I didn't type the letter O, one more time 4 u! shit man, I feel for you, scumbag nazi grammar lol. The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.. Talk is cheap, but so are you. I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.  I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! I certainly hope you are sterile.

[Inkblades]

I'm not being a grammar nazi. At least, I'm not trying to be. I'm just letting you know for future use. What you've learned here tonight might help you down the road. You might find it helpful when writing a resume or an application. Hey, you never know.

Well, in your case, I do know. You'll definitely need this vital information when penning your upcoming suicide note. You'll want to let everyone know that you are going TO put a shotgun in your mouth, not "I'm going too put a shotgun in my mouth". That would just sound silly.

[people are people]

No, you are making a big deal of it, scumbag grammar nazi lol...only because i didn't type the letter O, one more time 4 u. Clown if i had to write something to the university or something... I write in my mother tongue. I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it! If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.

[Inkblades]

Okay. Fair enough. Write in your mother tongue. Meanwhile, I'll write on your mother's tongue...by spraying jizz on it.

[people are people]

Hmm your mother, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.  Someday you'll find yourself, and will you be disappointed.

[Inkblades]

We haven't met, unless you bizarrely consider two strangers on a message board insulting each other "meeting". I wouldn't expect a person who enjoys the smell and taste of their own farts and shit to be able to tell the difference. However, we can agree on one thing: (L)NMIRL. That stands for let's never meet in real life.

[nicklav]

God, sometimes this place is the worst to lurk.

[people are people]

@DonkeyBlades, after meeting you on the message board,Lol! You are so slow dude, If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass, If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents...all the insults, because you keep replying shit.. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable - like a coma...I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!

[Inkblades]

I thought it came off pretty clear, but I guess I have to reiterate: I don't consider trading barbs with strangers on message boards "meeting" them. I save that designation for people that I meet in real life. If we ever (unfortunately) met in real life, you would be a person to me and not just a random screen name. Fortunately, I have never met you and I plan on keeping it that way.

[Inkblades]

God, sometimes this place is the worst to lurk.

[Penicks]

diamond eyes is so bad, fuck

[people are people]

No, man... The clear problem of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the case in debate, all can be interpreted as insult. But you insult with corny stuff, I can explain it to you, but i can't understand it for you, when you only want the easy insult. Man we'll just keep on, till the end of time.

[Inkblades]

I do go for the easy insult, but that's because I'm fucking around on a message board late at night. I'm sorry, am I supposed to be insulting you on sharinglungs.com in a more serious, dignified manner?

And I'm not sure how we came to trying to define what can be interpreted as insults now, lol? I was just talking about how I don't consider individuals I know on an internet-only basis as people I've met (mostly as a means to further insult you, but also because I really do - apologies, everyone on SL). Anyway, I was enjoying this more when we were meanly insulting each other, but all the navel-gazing is getting boring now.

[people are people]

i was talking about insults, because i was thinking that you really was personally ofended, to keep with all the insults, but if you are just fucking around on sharinglungs. its all good, haha with this thing, i end up not sleeping, I am accustomed, but fuck...it's already morning here, and i have to go in a few hours,aaa shit.

[illthrowROCKS@U]

Well, this thread is certainly living up to its name.

[Lucas_Moreno]

Well, this thread is certainly living up to its name.