2010 board awards

[blixa]

I want my fucking tiara for fuck sake!

hahaha okay, i'm going to do it right now.

[blixa]

winners. i've included special mentions that were super close.

1. Best Male? bright lights, big city
2. Best Female? blixa
3. Best topic of 2010? Album of the Week
4. Worst topic of 2010? Occult Themes
5. Hottest male? Jerry_Curls
6. Hottest female? blixa (special mention to WhitePwny who was one vote behind me)
7. Best noob? lukas989
8. Worst noob? tie between Davetonez and Korea Rounding
9. Most irritating? blixa (i'm honoured!)
10. Funniest member? Penicks (special mention to Crazylegs who was one vote behind Penicks)

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? tie between Jerry_Curls, ben, and blixa.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? blixa and bright lights, big city
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? blixa and bright lights, big city
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? tie between bright lights, big city, variable, and vesanic.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? tie between blixa, variable, and WhitePwny.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? blixa
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? a lot of people had one vote so everyone that was mentioned is a winner.
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? blixa
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? tie between bright lights, big city and blixa.
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? blixa (special mention to bright lights, big city who was one vote behind me)

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Tarkil (special mention to Theis who was one vote behind Tarkil)
22. Member you'd turn gay for? tie between blixa, lostpilot, and alvarezbassist17.
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? blixa
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Vesanic
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? tie between Wither-I, Theis and Vesanic.



for the winners, here is a picture of tom hardy and his beautiful partner charlotte riley in their swimming cossies:

[Penicks]

handsome package

[blixa]

did you know that magazines that ran that image of tom hardy photoshopped his bulge out so they wouldn't offend anyone? i'd be so freaked out if he didn't have a bulge. i would find that more offensive.

[bright lights, big city]

1. Best Male? bright lights, big city

i demand a recount

[lostpilot]

now I feel useless in this board. I am only a if-only-I-was-gay sex interest.
You pigs!

[blixa]

hahaha they only love you when you're willing to bend over.

1. Best Male? bright lights, big city

i demand a recount

it took me ages to count the whole thing once and i made sure i did it thoroughly so no recount. you are best male. suck it up!

[bright lights, big city]

i'll suck you.




knowwhatimean

[blixa]

we did win for best couple and most likely to fuck so...

you'd have to drug me to get me to do anything sexual, but i'm pretty sure you can go to jail for that kind of stuff. make sure you use the drug where i wake up and don't remember anything.

[bright lights, big city]

it wouldn't work, you'd remember it all.

i'm that good.

[blixa]

oh, i think you're overselling yourself a bit there. how good can you actually be?

[blixa]

guaranteed you'd sound amazing talking dirty because you have an american accent.

[bright lights, big city]

oh, i think you're overselling yourself a bit there. how good can you actually be?

shit, you caught me.

and more specifically it's a chicago accent! dirty? check. less annoying than boston accents? check.

[blixa]

i love boston accents! although i do prefer a southern accent purely for entertainment reasons.

[bright lights, big city]

what the fahk

[blixa]

can you fake either of those accents is what i'm asking.

[bright lights, big city]

i do a mean boston accent. the southern accent needs work though. it's more of a funny parody than a legitimate southern accent.

i also have a rockin' british accent. but that could just be more offensive than anything else.

[blixa]

that's impressive. i can't do any accents. i've been trying to do a scottish accent to no avail. you would think i would be able to do a british accent considering how much british tv and cinema i watch, but no.

australian accents are the least sexiest.

[bright lights, big city]

nah, i say irish

[poofing acid]

Kids these days and their public sexting.  I'd love to have an irish red head. I dislike british.