2010 board awards

[downtownpony]

1. Best Male?- Vesanic. I'm mainly here for the tones, and he brings the tones.
2. Best Female?-Seems like there's only been one so- Blixa
3. Best topic of 2010?-youtube black people thread
4. Worst topic of 2010?-youtube blackpeople thread
5. Hottest male?-Jerry curls, he's so trendy.
6. Hottest female?-Like I said before there's really only been one, and she posted her ass.
7. Best boobs?-whitepwny
8. Worst boobs?sorry blixa
9. Most irritating?from musings
10. Funniest member?-crazylegs

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and rape? sorry Blixa
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why?-Blixa and Bright LIghts
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck?same^^
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street?- Variable
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with?Blixa, whitepwny
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with?-^^
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly?-Theis
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life?-lostpilot
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with?-Bright lights
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)?-Bright lights

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?-Lost pilot
22. Member you'd turn gay for?-Lost pilot
23. Member you would most love a handjob from? And to what song?Lostpilot. Uhh anything by Santana
24. Member you want to punch in the face?-not violent
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life?-Theis

[lostpilot]

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?-Lost pilot
22. Member you'd turn gay for?-Lost pilot
23. Member you would most love a handjob from? And to what song?Lostpilot. Uhh anything by Santana

bring it on, lol!

[lukas989]

7. Best noob? lukas989

Yeah Im a sad droplet of jism for drawing attention to it, and even moreso for not even contributing to the thread, but I got mentioned!  Fucking thanks blix - I feel special.

[Penicks]

holy shit, who's butt is that? i want to ride it like a damn racehorse

Well, Blixa's...

Darth Vader NO!

[from_musings]

[sing blue silver]

1. Best Male?Vesanic
2. Best Female? WhitePwny (only girl i really know on here)
3. Best topic of 2010? Deftones Download and Request Thread
4. Worst topic of 2010? Occult themes in Deftones or anything of that nature
5. Hottest male? Lostpilot
6. Hottest female? WhitePwny
7. Best noob? The Same Sound (can't think of many noobs but this is a good one)
8. Worst noob? Korea Rounding
9. Most irritating? Blixa, Korea Rounding, from_musings (but the last one i actually kind of like for some unknown reason)
10. Funniest member? hhmmm... Vesanic or Penicks

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? Starz
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Penicks and Theis because the bickering would be hilarious
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? blixa and bright lights big city or theis
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Vesanic
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with?  hhmmm... none of you, sorry. maybe it's because i love you all so much and don't want to cheapen it but it's probably because i'm not really sexually attracted to anyone here at all.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Lostpilot, Theis or Penicks
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Vesanic
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Korea Rounding
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? Vesanic
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? none of you. once again, sorry.

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Penicks
22. Member you'd turn gay for? Lostpilot or Vesanic
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? uummm... Whitepwny and the song would be... highway to the danger zone by kenny loggins because i'm awkward
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Korea Rounding
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? Vesanic

there, done.

[blixa]

18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Mazzy's ass.

a lot of us seem to worship the greatness of mazzy's ass. and it is a lovely butt. but you could be right, with all that meat she doesn't eat it probably farts like crazy.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

and i quote:

"Making records is commerce, and it's about fooling yourself as a writer and a performer and fooling the audience into not thinking about it and accepting it. It's like when you walk down the street, and you say, 'Look at that girl's ass, it's so great.' You're ignoring the fact that she farts and shits out of that ass."

Will Oldham

[bright lights, big city]

18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Mazzy's ass.

a lot of us seem to worship the greatness of mazzy's ass. and it is a lovely butt. but you could be right, with all that meat she doesn't eat it probably farts like crazy.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

and i quote:

"Making records is commerce, and it's about fooling yourself as a writer and a performer and fooling the audience into not thinking about it and accepting it. It's like when you walk down the street, and you say, 'Look at that girl's ass, it's so great.' You're ignoring the fact that she farts and shits out of that ass."

Will Oldham

amazing

[blixa]

holy shit, who's butt is that? i want to ride it like a damn racehorse

Well, Blixa's...

Darth Vader NO!

you looooove me hahhaha

[from_musings]

holy shit, who's butt is that? i want to ride it like a damn racehorse

Well, Blixa's...

Darth Vader NO

you looooove me hahhaha

If your butt is all you are, then yes

[blixa]

it must be all i am because you know me so well.

[from_musings]

what's been said in these posts are that penicks think you're irritating and want to punch you in the face.
but ,he's obviously in fond of your butt. if your conclusion by this is that he loves you,to me that means you're all buttocks and nothing more.

I'm just pointing out just what you and the conversation says, not my opinion or anything 

[Caín]

1. Best Male? There's that turkish guy. He's awesome.
2. Best Female? Don't know of any females on this board
3. Best topic of 2010? jerking off to skinny chino or something. i love the chongo jokes.
4. Worst topic of 2010? Eros thread - hate how this shit has been hyped
5. Hottest male? Me, i guess.
6. Hottest female? Again, don't know of any females on this board
7. Best noob? No idea
8. Worst noob? No idae
9. Most irritating? There's this unshaved girl fighting for nature or something. Also Vesanic. This guy is too self-righeous.
10. Funniest member? The turkish guy, again! Unintentionally, though.

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? I don't hurt people.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Me and some hot girl, of course.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? Me and that turkish guy.
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Fuck, I don't know anybody here.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? would default to turkish guy, then I remembered there is that one girl.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Any one of you.
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Turkish guy
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Me
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? Turkish guy
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? Vesanic. So we can make up!

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Turkish guy
22. Member you'd turn gay for? Chino Moreno
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? Again - don't know any gals here. Except the hairy one.
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Vesanic, sorry dude.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? Vesanic for providing an endless stream of deftones videos.

Yeah, sorry. I don't know anybody here.

[Caín]

9. Most irritating? There's this unshaved girl fighting for nature or something. Also Vesanic. This guy is too self-righeous.

Lol. The only time you really considered me self-righteous was that time you said how the self-titled sucked. You went on an endless written rambling shitting on every note of every song from that record.

I totally accept that you don't like the self-titled record, that it doesn't match your expectations, etc. But saying that it sucks as if it were a stated fact is subjective and wrong. There's a difference not to neglect here, duddy dude.

No dude, I consider you self-righteous all the time. Even now. I just don't tell you each and every time. I mean, why would you bother to answer to my shitty list right now if you weren't self-righteous. Dude, chillax. I don't know you. All I know is that often you come across a little douche-y - but who doesn't? I might be the biggest douche on the board for all I care. 

PS I also included you in the snuggle category. So all's cool, bro. I'm sure you're a nice guy.

[blixa]

what's been said in these posts are that penicks think you're irritating and want to punch you in the face.
but ,he's obviously in fond of your butt. if your conclusion by this is that he loves you,to me that means you're all buttocks and nothing more.

I'm just pointing out just what you and the conversation says, not my opinion or anything 

if you knew anything in the first place you would know i was being sarcastic because penicks and i irritate each other. it's a mutual feeling. i've said before that i don't dislike him. i actually quite like him. he can think whatever he wants of me because he's allowed that.

[from_musings]

? i never said anything about you not liking him. i really don't know what you're babbeling about.all i meant was that answer of yours implied that you were all butt.that's it.



Blixa?

[from_musings]

[bright lights, big city]

haha THAT'S what I've been thinking about during this whole conversation.

[Deftones-argentina]

Some real fart talk, right there

[raynor]

alright lets do this

1. Best Male? steve yo
2. Best Female? blixa
3. Best topic of 2010? some of the topics where people share good music
4. Worst topic of 2010? there was some topic about the worst member of the deftones, I thought that was horrible.
5. Hottest male? I hardly ever see anyone post pics on this board, but jerry_curls beats them all
6. Hottest female? a couple of years ago there was this chick called rxgrl and she posted a picture of herself naked in a foggy mirror. I still have that etched onto my cornea.
7. Best noob? dunno, never really see anyone post
8. Worst noob?
9. Most irritating? I don't think anyone is irritating, I dig all.
10. Funniest member? Penicks and Steve. I've seen bebo post some funny stuff here and there as well.

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? JAY_CURLZ!
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? ben and stu. They'd be like one of those couples that are so alike that you sometimes think they're siblings.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? oooooooooooooooooh I don't know
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Vesanic, he's in all the topics, so maybe he's very talkative in real life as well? That'd be sweet.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? chick de la lynch
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? blixa
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? holy shit, jerry curls
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? variable, he's prolly more mellow.
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? variable, if that is, he is more mellow!
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? i'd snuggle blixa, I can imagine she'd be pretty good at taking naps with.
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Theis, I'd read out loud from the booklet of some Tool album. NIN might do the trick as well.
22. Member you'd turn gay for? alvarezbassist. If I remember correctly he has that sort of beard, not sure what it's called in english, but the one that follows your chin. chin-strap? I'd think we'd look pretty sweet walking around, sorta complement each other.
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? steve, and that Journey song, just a small town girl living in a lonely world she took the midnight train going annyyyyyywheeeeeeree...
24. Member you want to punch in the face? no one, wtf?!
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? probably alot of the older members here. blixa, steve, ben, stu and black coffee. I got into a lot of good band because of them (except blixa, she just says babbles a lot)