2010 board awards

[blixa]

pep talk: be inventive and be honest.

1. Best Male?
2. Best Female?
3. Best topic of 2010?
4. Worst topic of 2010?
5. Hottest male?
6. Hottest female?
7. Best noob?
8. Worst noob?
9. Most irritating?
10. Funniest member?

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed?
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why?
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck?
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street?
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with?
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with?
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly?
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life?
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with?
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)?

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?
22. Member you'd turn gay for?
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song?
24. Member you want to punch in the face?
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life?

[theis]

1. Best Male? bright lights, lostpilot, vesanic, crazylegs, ...hard to name just one.
2. Best Female? mazzy's ass
3. Best topic of 2010? @ bright lights, big city...'cause of mazzy's ass
4. Worst topic of 2010? deftones-ish bands
5. Hottest male? one weak's a good looking fellar, haha
6. Hottest female? mazzy's ass
7. Best noob? no idea
8. Worst noob? davetonez
9. Most irritating? dunno
10. Funniest member? crazylegs

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? bizarre question...uhm, jerry curls? because he's gay. okay that doesn't sound right
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? mazzy and bright lights. lots of sexual tension
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? see above, haha
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? see "best male"
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? mazzy's ass
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? see above
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? see above
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? no idea
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? bright lights
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? see nr. 2, 6, 15, 16, 17

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? no idea
22. Member you'd turn gay for? i guess the same person who i think is the hottest male member, hahaha
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? do i really need to answer this by now?
24. Member you want to punch in the face? PENICKS
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? uhhh...

[theis]

Good call!

[Crazylegs]

Oh my god this is hard. Either i haven't been active enough the last year, or it simply hasn't been so eventful. Either way, i can't fill this thing out.
There's like 5 questions i can manage to squeeze answers to out of my brain.

[blixa]

MY ARSE IS NOT A PERSON.

remember it is attached to me and i'm SUPER-DOOPER annoying.

Oh my god this is hard. Either i haven't been active enough the last year, or it simply hasn't been so eventful. Either way, i can't fill this thing out.
There's like 5 questions i can manage to squeeze answers to out of my brain.

ohhh ohhhh wahhhh, do you want your mummy to help you fill it out? STOP CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH AND FILL IT OUT, BIG BOY.

[blixa]

queen's 'somebody to love' on  - check. bottle of cold water - check. my spectacles on - check. my phone on silent - check.

let's start!

1. Best Male? variable. he made me blush once. i will never forgive him.
2. Best Female? chick de la lynch because she mah friend
3. Best topic of 2010? new years resolutions
4. Worst topic of 2010? social corruption
5. Hottest male? jerry_curls. always has been and always will be.
6. Hottest female? chick de la lynch
7. Best noob? lukas989
8. Worst noob? i don't hate
9. Most irritating? penicks. i like arguing with him though. i think he has a massive crush on me.
10. Funniest member? that's a tie between poofing acid and tarkil

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? ben. but i reckon i would harm him. i'd probably brush his hair and take him out for a drive even though he'd be in the boot all tied up and shit.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? glenn and poofing acid. they're already in love. being a couple is the next step.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? chick de la lynch and bright lights, big city
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? law
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? variable or theis. or both. oh god, yeah!
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? glenn or tarkil
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? crazylegs
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? poofing acid
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? alvarez. i know! i'm as shocked as you.
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? poofing acid

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? tarkil
22. Member you'd turn gay for? been there. done that.
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? variable. i want him to strip to cher's walking in memphis.
24. Member you want to punch in the face? alvarez. after he pays for the meal and after we'd had a ton of gin of course.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? jerry_curls

[blixa]

remember it is attached to me and i'm SUPER-DOOPER annoying.

That's why someone came up with chloroform.

that's what a rapist would say...

[blixa]

talks too much about how you're a rapist?

[blixa]

you guys are getting more inventive every year.

[lostpilot]

1. Best Male? (can't pick a fore-runner, but) bright lights, big city
2. Best Female? blixa (for being pretty much the only  real active female in the forum)
3. Best topic of 2010? Picture Thread is always enjoyable
4. Worst topic of 2010? "Occult Themes in Deftones?" and other "metaphysical meaning of life in Deftones"
5. Hottest male? meh
6. Hottest female? By natural ass choice, blixa
7. Best noob? meh
8. Worst noob? meh
9. Most irritating? devilinside BillyNo.9
10. Funniest member? none, lol

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? meh
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? blixa and bright lights, big city
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? above
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Variable
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? none because all of you have STDs, bastards
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Necrocetaceanbeastiality
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Anyone, actually
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Penicks
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? blixa (for a really diverse conversation)
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? meh

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? mrs_swa
22. Member you'd turn gay for? Jerry_Curls, naturally
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? meh
24. Member you want to punch in the face? wither-I for being the first one to make real profit from his art in comparison to my fruitless art
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? wither-I

[blixa]

i have a feeling that 2011 is going to be the year that my arse gets the appreciation it deserves.

[from_musings]

1. Best Male?  starz (for recommending awesome music)
2. Best Female? -
3. Best topic of 2010?  fresh pots
4. Worst topic of 2010?  "Steph Is A Bazooka Rocket" and every topic started that already exist
5. Hottest male? -
6. Hottest female? -
7. Best noob? -
8. Worst noob? -
9. Most irritating? blixa
10. Funniest member? variable

[bright lights, big city]

18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Mazzy's ass.

a lot of us seem to worship the greatness of mazzy's ass. and it is a lovely butt. but you could be right, with all that meat she doesn't eat it probably farts like crazy.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

[sing blue silver]

This just seems like the one group of friends on here praising each other. I can't really think of people on here to answer most of these. I'll try it tonight though.

[sing blue silver]

9. Most irritating? blixa

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sing blue silver]

But it's not even that great guys. Oh well.

[from_musings]

This just seems like the one group of friends on here praising each other

mutual admiration society ^^

[Penicks]

9. Most irritating? blixa
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Vesanic because he's the closest around
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? most girls here are hot, maybe blixa when she's smooth and when i'm really really drunk, though i have no idea what she looks like
24. Member you want to punch in the face? blixa



sorry, i can only remember two names

[Penicks]

holy shit, who's butt is that? i want to ride it like a damn racehorse

18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Penicks

i'm much worse in real life

[lostpilot]

holy shit, who's butt is that? i want to ride it like a damn racehorse

18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Penicks

i'm much worse in real life

who said I've meant better behaviour?