2010 board awards

[Hidalgo]

1. Best Male? Bright Lights, Lostpilot, Thesis, Vesanic, Black Coffee, Crazylegs, Wither-I (i think this guy got a life tho as he doesn't post anymore.)
2. Best Female? Devilinside? I think she's a woman.
3. Best topic of 2010? Post-Rock/Ambient and Music Weekly topic.
4. Worst topic of 2010? Most of the ones in the Deftones section.
5. Hottest male? Darius.
6. Hottest female? Whitepwny.
7. Best noob?
8. Worst noob?
9. Most irritating? Blixa, Rock n Frost.
10. Funniest member? Penicks, Crazylegs.

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? Wither-I.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why?
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? Vesanic and Penicks.
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Bright Lights.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? Whitepwny.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Vesanic. We'd talk about a band called Deftones for hours to make the time pass.
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Lostpilot. He needs a drummer for his new band and asks me to be that drummer.
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life?
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? Blixa.
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? Bright Lights and Wither-I maybe.

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?
22. Member you'd turn gay for?
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song?
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Hidalgo.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? Wither-I.

yea you try that. i wish you would. i'd take you behind the old woodshed, and commence to giving you the proverbial beating of your life

[Hidalgo]

pep talk: be inventive and be honest.

1. Best Male? vesanic. based on his effort deftones wise. always quick with news, interviews, setlists, pics, videos, etc. others are good at it too so props to you all. anything else i pay very little attention to. been here 7 plus years and don't know anyone really. i just like BS'n about deftones with fellow fans, and the occasional other subject. not trying to grade anyone
2. Best Female?
3. Best topic of 2010?
4. Worst topic of 2010?
5. Hottest male?
6. Hottest female?
7. Best noob?
8. Worst noob?
9. Most irritating?
10. Funniest member?

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed?
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why?
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck?
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street?
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with?
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with?
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly?
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life?
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with?
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)?

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?
22. Member you'd turn gay for?
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song?
24. Member you want to punch in the face?
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life?

[blixa]

I knew about the beard thing.  I guess it makes sense; They do look about the same. 

when i was 16 i was convinced i was a lesbian. dated a beautiful girl who until this day still would drop anyone to be with me. then found out i wasn't a homo and that i predominantly liked men. things went to complete shit after that hahaha my life was so much simpler and easier when i foolishly thought i was attracted to the same sex.

the point of that story is that i like beards a lot. facial hair in general. white boys with facial hair. i can't like beards and not like pubes. doesn't make sense.

[from_musings]

yea you try that. i wish you would. i'd take you behind the old woodshed, and commence to giving you the proverbial beating of your life

stand down soldier

[BillyNo.9]

I wish i had more facial hair

[chick de la lynch]

1. Best Male? Drop-Dead.
2. Best Female? blixa.
3. Best topic of 2010? The Movie Topic.
4. Worst topic of 2010? Vegans and Vegetarians thread.
5. Hottest male? Jerry_Curls. His legs are to die for.
6. Hottest female? blixa. Her ass is to die for.
7. Best noob? lukas989. The guy has good taste.
8. Worst noob? I ignore the ones that annoy me.
9. Most irritating? Everyone is irritating in their own special way.
10. Funniest member? poofing acid.

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? ben.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Variable and alvarezbassist17. You can feel the love whenever they speak about Libertarianism.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? blixa and bright lights, big city. They would go to the Synagogues to check out the hot Jews, then enjoy each other .
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Jerry_Curls. We both live in SoCal.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? Variable. He likes to please a woman.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? one weak .
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? defskull.
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Fireal1222.
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? I had a lunch date with defskull not too long ago, and it was a rather enjoyable experience. I just wish I had finished my meal. =/
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? I already called dibs on blixa!

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Theis. I think listening to a Danish accent would be relaxing.
22. Member you'd turn gay for? blixa.
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? bright lights, big city to "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones.
24. Member you want to punch in the face? I'm not for violence.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? The people who I communicate with outside of this board. They know who they are.

[Variable]

12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Variable and alvarezbassist17. You can feel the love whenever they speak about Libertarianism.

Best post of 2011

But you fail for not making me best male. 

[blixa]

but if you think about it, nuno is best male. he made this place.

[bright lights, big city]

23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? bright lights, big city to "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones.

hahaha don't you know that I have absolutely zero moves? I definitely wouldn't be "starting" anyone up.

[Variable]

but if you think about it, nuno is best male. he made this place.

No.  That's like saying Bill Gates is the best at video games because he made the X-Box.  ( I know that he didn't ACTUALLY make the X-box btw)

Nuno might have made the board.  But that doesn't make him the best male.  That just makes you all in debt to him because he allowed you a channel to meet me; The best male. 

[blixa]

but if you think about it, nuno is best male. he made this place.

No.  That's like saying Bill Gates is the best at video games because he made the X-Box.  ( I know that he didn't ACTUALLY make the X-box btw)

Nuno might have made the board.  But that doesn't make him the best male.  That just makes you all in debt to him because he allowed you a channel to meet me; The best male. 

hahhaha whatever. nuno is actually very nice and funny. i've shared some pm's with him in the past that proved this.

but my money is still on you.

[chick de la lynch]

12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Variable and alvarezbassist17. You can feel the love whenever they speak about Libertarianism.

Best post of 2011

But you fail for not making me best male. 

=( I had to give Nuno props for making this board, though. I don't think he gets as much love as he deserves. I'll nominate you for Best Male next year.

23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? bright lights, big city to "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones.

hahaha don't you know that I have absolutely zero moves? I definitely wouldn't be "starting" anyone up.

I had a feeling you wouldn't, and that's why I nominated you. Strip teases are amusing to me no matter who's doing it. It just seems so silly. Even if Clive Owen gave me a strip tease, I'd think it would be more funny than sexy.

[Variable]

I'm sure Nuno is awesome.  I have heard nothing but good things about him.  Plus he has unbanned me, more than once.  But he almost never comes around.....Just saying. 

[bright lights, big city]

Plus he has unbanned me, more than once.

hahaha I forgot about those entertaining days.

[Variable]

lol yeah.  One time back in 07 I had to go to the field for like 3 months and when I left, everything was cool.  When I came back (after not posting for 3 months) I was banned.  I can't remember who it was.  But someone was made a mod during that time and just couldn't wait to pull the trigger.

[Jerry_Curls]

1. Best Male? Variable
2. Best Female? blixa
3. Best topic of 2010? The Fanboys Going Back to Jerking Off on Chino's Pics Now That He's Skinny Again
4. Worst topic of 2010?R.I.P No More Sugar.    
5. Hottest male? Sing blue silver...nice beard
6. Hottest female? blixa...not so many females roud here lately...
7. Best noob? from_musings
8. Worst noob?....
9. Most irritating? rumors
10. Funniest member? Penicks

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? Billy no9
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Lost pilot and blixa... they like to take picures and would make awesome gypsy loooking babies
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? Vesanic and blixa...its the beard
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? one weak
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? The Watcher
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? alvarez bassist
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? ben
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Fireal1222
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? Paint Your Lips
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)?Theis

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Tarkil...hes french
22. Member you'd turn gay for? devilinside
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? chickdelalynch PJ harvey's "The Wind"
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Nailec
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life?

[Variable]

1. Best Male? Variable

SEE!  Campaigning actually works. 

[sing blue silver]

5. Hottest male? Sing blue silver...nice beard

*swoon*

lol, thanks though.

[blixa]

1. Best Male? Variable

SEE!  Campaigning actually works. 

also the fact that i have taken a liking to you. popular by association i believe it's called hahaha

[Variable]

No I'm pretty sure it's just because I'm such an awesome, lovable person.