2010 board awards

[bright lights, big city]

Mazzy dropped the ball on that one. Normally there is a best comment question here.

[Crazylegs]

Fucking Mazzy man. She brings my piss to a boil.

[lukas989]

a bit late,but I would like to have a "post of the year" in the awards.and then vote on that guy's post where he expresses his admiration for chino's howling in knife prty (when it's in fact rodleen) I liked that one a lot!

I'll prepare my acceptance speech just in case.  It'll mostly just be giving thanks to my eunuch friend, who taught me that no balls is the classic case of one door closing another opens.

[Oldnewtype]

I nominate myself for stalker of the year.

[blixa]

next time the worst noob and most irritating will get removed and best comment will be included. that way no one gets majorly offended. although i think most irritating is useful. it helps people understand how it is that they irritate others. it's helped me to be less of a jerk to from_musing and sing blue silver. of course i haven't put it into action yet.

I think the spark between me and Blixa has faded--no one has nominated us for any of the fucking awards. =( I guess bright lights, big city can provide you with something I can't -- a penis.

NO WAY!  YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY NUMBER UNO. I LOVE YOU.

I nominate myself for stalker of the year.

who were you stalking?

[from_musings]

it's helped me to be less of a jerk to from_musing and sing blue silver

um.. i haven't noticed that you've ever been a jerk to me.when did that happen? I just thought you were annoying.when speaking to others mostly.
but it's not like there's any hate or anything I don't think that the irritation post should be removed, perhaps it should even be developed into two, like who makes irritated and you wish wouldn't be here, and who you love to get irritated on, but in a good way  (like hildago in my case) ^^

[blixa]

oh, i thought you hated me because i said something to you, but i see that you just thought i was being an arsehole to others. you gotta make waves somehow, my friend.

who wants to be liked by everyone? shit way to live.

[Starz]

1. Best Male? Bright Lights, Lostpilot, Thesis, Vesanic, Black Coffee, Crazylegs, Wither-I (i think this guy got a life tho as he doesn't post anymore.)
2. Best Female? Devilinside? I think she's a woman.
3. Best topic of 2010? Post-Rock/Ambient and Music Weekly topic.
4. Worst topic of 2010? Most of the ones in the Deftones section.
5. Hottest male? Darius.
6. Hottest female? Whitepwny.
7. Best noob?
8. Worst noob?
9. Most irritating? Blixa, Rock n Frost.
10. Funniest member? Penicks, Crazylegs.

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? Wither-I.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why?
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? Vesanic and Penicks.
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Bright Lights.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? Whitepwny.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Vesanic. We'd talk about a band called Deftones for hours to make the time pass.
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Lostpilot. He needs a drummer for his new band and asks me to be that drummer.
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life?
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? Blixa.
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? Bright Lights and Wither-I maybe.

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?
22. Member you'd turn gay for?
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song?
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Hidalgo.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? Wither-I.

[lostpilot]

17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Lostpilot. He needs a drummer for his new band and asks me to be that drummer.

gimme your home address, haha

[Variable]

queen's 'somebody to love' on  - check. bottle of cold water - check. my spectacles on - check. my phone on silent - check.

let's start!

1. Best Male? variable. he made me blush once. i will never forgive him.
2. Best Female? chick de la lynch because she mah friend
3. Best topic of 2010? new years resolutions
4. Worst topic of 2010? social corruption
5. Hottest male? jerry_curls. always has been and always will be.
6. Hottest female? chick de la lynch
7. Best noob? lukas989
8. Worst noob? i don't hate
9. Most irritating? penicks. i like arguing with him though. i think he has a massive crush on me.
10. Funniest member? that's a tie between poofing acid and tarkil

11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? ben. but i reckon i would harm him. i'd probably brush his hair and take him out for a drive even though he'd be in the boot all tied up and shit.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? glenn and poofing acid. they're already in love. being a couple is the next step.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? chick de la lynch and bright lights, big city
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? law
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? variable or theis. or both. oh god, yeah!
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? glenn or tarkil
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? crazylegs
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? poofing acid
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? alvarez. i know! i'm as shocked as you.
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? poofing acid

21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? tarkil
22. Member you'd turn gay for? been there. done that.
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? variable. i want him to strip to cher's walking in memphis.
24. Member you want to punch in the face? alvarez. after he pays for the meal and after we'd had a ton of gin of course.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? jerry_curls

So I have been meaning to stage a comeback here.  Not because I'm so arrogant that I think anyone would care about my self proclaimed amazing comeback.  But because I'm bored, and I feel like I have neglected some really cool friends of mine (you know who you are)

I was going to just post in my @ topic about how I have been sick and apologize for being gone but will return as soon as I feel better.  However I finished all of my pre recorded Tosh.O episodes and managed to grab my lap top and expend all the energy that it takes for me to get on two web sites ( facebook and SL ) I was surprised to see a topic for the 2010 board awards because usually that gets posted Nov-Dec the year before.  But hey here it is.  So I being as vain as I am; I scrolled through the list to see how many people wanted to punch me in the face ( holy shit penicks actually managed to be more hated than me ) And I very quickly came (think about it) upon this post.

Just wanted to say that I'm honored   You're super cool and Ill try to start being around more.  Even though you still haven't told me your first name and I still refer to you as mazzy in my head every time I make a post to you.  I would probably send you a video of me strip teasing.  But it would have to be to the Lonestar of "walking in Memphis" because thats just my way of being stubborn and coming out of the closet at the same time. 

[blixa]

*awaiting video with bated breath*

[Variable]

This board is littered with my nudity from like 2009

[sing blue silver]

oh, i thought you hated me because i said something to you, but i see that you just thought i was being an arsehole to others. you gotta make waves somehow, my friend.

who wants to be liked by everyone? shit way to live.

by the way i don't hate you. i actually like you around here if you can believe it.

[blixa]

no, please. go ahead and hate me. it keeps me on my toes. i really don't mind it. i'm not being sarcastic or anything because lord knows i can't do sarcasm to save my life.

[Starz]

i dont hate you but i find your posts hella annoying sometimes. it's like you try too hard to be different and it comes off as being a bit cliche. but who gives a fudge what other people think, right?

[Variable]

Insulting someone, then saying "who gives a fudge about what other people think, right?" is cliche and "hella annoying sometimes".

[blixa]

i don't try to be annoying. i am annoying. the thing is, if i stop being annoying i stop being the person most people like. the two are completely connected. i don't try to be different and i never considered how i am being different. it's just that most people tell me i'm different and how they haven't met a person like me - they usually say that and make fun of me for being a vegan or being fascinated with pubic hair. if i say anything, i don't come with it with the intention of wanting to be different becoz itz kool, i literally am thinking it so i say it. or type it. or whatever. the people that annoy me most here are the people i like best and come here for.

life is one big cliche. i'm not saying something that another person hasn't said or thought before or is going to think.

[Variable]

You're fascinated with pubic hair? 

[bright lights, big city]

and beards

[Variable]

I knew about the beard thing.  I guess it makes sense; They do look about the same.