szia chick de la lynch

[blixa]

threesomes are good!! how did it happen? mine was super tacky and i try to block it out.

he told me things he likes and i try them and he tells me how i do and how i can improve. it's mostly gobbies. i'm pretty good at other stuff but he pushes my body to the limits. it's kind of good. sometimes i think i'm too chunky to try a certain position but then he'll be like, "we're doing it!" and we do it and it's great. it literally goes like this: we watch game of thrones and then we have sex and we watch some more game of thrones while making fun of each other.

[chick de la lynch]

Haha, I met them through Tinder. And it wasn't my first couple, either. It was a lot of fun!

I just found out what gobbies are (We don't use that term here in the States). Communication is always the key to great sex. What positions have you guys done? And doing it to Game of Thrones is like a special treat. With the amount of sex in that show, you kind of have to.

And girl, if you're chunky than I'm fat as fuck!

[blixa]

that's so hot! i forgot that there were couples on tinder who primarily look for a third person. i've only been asked a few times but in person, which i didn't really react well to thinking back on it.

we've done a lot of me practicing being on top. that's how i realised i was out of shape haha

[Penicks]

would be thoroughly pissed if my girl would come onto me during an episode of game of thrones, like what the fuck

[blixa]

he was watching all the prior seasons because he started watching the show late and i told him that jon snow was going to get stabbed because i had read it in the books and he literally pounced on me. he was so pissed! on the other hand, i couldn't stop laughing. made it up to him later though.

[bright lights, big city]

he was watching all the prior seasons because he started watching the show late and i told him that jon snow was going to get stabbed because i had read it in the books and he literally pounced on me. he was so pissed! on the other hand, i couldn't stop laughing. made it up to him later though.

I don't get it. Please explain in detail.

[Penicks]

he was watching all the prior seasons because he started watching the show late and i told him that jon snow was going to get stabbed because i had read it in the books and he literally pounced on me. he was so pissed! on the other hand, i couldn't stop laughing. made it up to him later though.

would've kicked your thick ass straight out of the bed and never speak to you again, what a shitty move blixa, why would you do something so rude

[Penicks]

that feeling when john snow will never be your husband

why even live

[blixa]

he was watching all the prior seasons because he started watching the show late and i told him that jon snow was going to get stabbed because i had read it in the books and he literally pounced on me. he was so pissed! on the other hand, i couldn't stop laughing. made it up to him later though.

I don't get it. Please explain in detail.

it's everything you can imagine...just gross stuff. gross for me but good for him. i actually said it as a joke and he believed it was a joke. he's hella pissed at me now though because it has happened. lucky he's in europe.

[chick de la lynch]

Men are odd. Some of the stuff they're into is just so gross and I'm thinking 'why do you find such things to be a turn on?'

[blixa]

women are just as odd i think. i mean, i'm into some disturbing shit.

[chick de la lynch]

What kind of disturbing shit?

[blixa]

that's between me and the perverted fuck that is willing to do them.

[defskull]

Using the term "shag" in a serious context to refer to fucking is such an odd thing. Austin Powers has forever tainted that term in America.

[blixa]

we say shag, fuck and root. whenever i say shag my mates all ask about my perm and my shoulder pads.

[defskull]

So if I root for someone or I'm rooting for you that means I am having sex for you?

[blixa]

no. rooting for someone means you are cheering them on/supporting them in some type of endeavour. wanting to root someone is totally different.

"i'm rooting for your team tonight"=i'm cheering for your team tonight.
"does he wanna root?"=does he want to fuck.

[chick de la lynch]

Aussie slang 101 with Mariam.

[blixa]

i was teaching this guy from south carolina how to say stuff the other night at the pub. he got a notebook out and wrote some of it down. taught him some legit english.

[defskull]

So then "root canal" is slang for anal. has to be.