szia chick de la lynch

[chick de la lynch]

Yeah, it always looked weird when my co-worker spoke Spanish, too. But he picked it up through his Mexican girlfriend of five years and living with her family.

I feel like an asshole whenever someone comes up to me speaking Spanish and in my white girl voice I say "Sorry, I don't speak Spanish".

[blixa]

you know what you got to do now! date a mexican.

[bright lights, big city]

hey that's what I'm doing

[blixa]

you're going to speak better spanish than heaven hahaha

poor heaven.

[bright lights, big city]

haha that depends on how long it lasts, but yeah I only remember the basics of what I experienced in high school and when I worked in a grocery store.

[chick de la lynch]

you know what you got to do now! date a mexican.

Ugh! But I've only been attracted to one Mexican and he's about as white washed as I am. :/ Mexican men do nothing for me.

hey that's what I'm doing

And it's not me?! I'm insulted.

[bright lights, big city]

hey that's what I'm doing

And it's not me?! I'm insulted.

it's a proximity thing. don't be jelly.

[chick de la lynch]

As long as I'm your #1 white washed, Mexican half-breed then I forgive you.

[bright lights, big city]

Half-Breed. What a great nickname haha.

[blixa]

half caste. such a gross term.

[chick de la lynch]

Half-Breed. What a great nickname haha.

Haha, why didn't I get this nickname sooner?

[blixa]

my ex texted me. wants to "hang out sometime..."

i said maybe and that it'll be awkward and he says, "no, natural baby!"

HE CAN  GO FUCK HIMSELF EVERY WHICH WAY.

[chick de la lynch]

Which ex is this? Sounds juicy!

[blixa]

kyall. to be honest, i have zero interest in hanging out with him.

[chick de la lynch]

Wow, that is a name I haven't heard in ages! Why did you guys break up again? Was it because he was a raging jackass?

[blixa]

yes, that is exactly why. he's a fucking pretentious wanker. i will never want to hang out with him. ever.

[black coffee]

my ex texted me. wants to "hang out sometime..."

i said maybe and that it'll be awkward and he says, "no, natural baby!"

HE CAN  GO FUCK HIMSELF EVERY WHICH WAY.

why didn't you say no?

[blixa]

i don't know. i genuinely don't ever want to see nor speak to him again. he's a scum of a human being.

[chick de la lynch]

yes, that is exactly why. he's a fucking pretentious wanker. i will never want to hang out with him. ever.

Thank God! I did not like him as you guys kept on dating. I kept thinking you could do so much better.

[chick de la lynch]

Also, why do guys make it a habit to ignore you for a long period of time and then all of the sudden just pop out of fucking nowhere like the boogeyman? It took us forever to get over you and now you're mucking up our progress. It's irritating.