The caffeine appreciation thread.

[downtownpony]

Yeah coffee took me a while to appreciate. Starbucks helped me get used to the coffee taste with their frappacinos and other gay drinks. Beware though.
" Scientists have identified 1,000 different chemicals in a cup of coffee. But how many of the 1,00 chemicals have been tested in animal cancer studies? Only 22-- leaving 978 compounds in your morning java about which we know very little. And of those 22 that were tested, were any found to be carcinogens or cancer causing compounds? Yes. 17 are carcinogens."  From "the truth about coffee" video on utube.

[Variable]

I hate you guys. 

[alvarezbassist17]

Fuck your topic, you're just trying to legitimize your addiction

[Variable]

Yeah I think I'm just looking for approval to justify it. 

[Corleone]

Yeah coffee took me a while to appreciate. Starbucks helped me get used to the coffee taste with their frappacinos and other gay drinks. Beware though.
" Scientists have identified 1,000 different chemicals in a cup of coffee. But how many of the 1,00 chemicals have been tested in animal cancer studies? Only 22-- leaving 978 compounds in your morning java about which we know very little. And of those 22 that were tested, were any found to be carcinogens or cancer causing compounds? Yes. 17 are carcinogens."  From "the truth about coffee" video on utube.

Who are these "scientists"? Are they employed by the Green Tea companies?

[Variable]

Don't be such a pussy

[Corleone]

I dunno who to trust anymore, sick of everyone lying. It's prob fluoride killing us all.

[Variable]

Don't be a bigger pussy.

I'm not a pussy, I'm a dick.  I fuck pussies.  And coffee doesn't taste icky to me, so that's something too.

[Variable]

Thats always one subject everyone can agree on. 

[alvarezbassist17]

Don't be a bigger pussy.

I'm not a pussy, I'm a dick.  I fuck pussies.  And coffee doesn't taste icky to me, so that's something too.

But dicks ALSO fuck assholes.

And I also love coffee and tobacco, especially in combination.  Also, fuck sugar and cream, I like my coffee black as the night.

[Variable]

Black coffee is an acquired taste that I'm glad I was determined to like.  It is really so much better.  Plus you get to skip a lot of needless sugars and calories and still enjoy the decoction.   

[alvarezbassist17]

wtf is decoction? sounds like decepticon kind of  

But my girlfriend loves that shit, she puts like two kinds of sugar in it and all of that flavored cream shit and it just starts tasting like juice, gross.  I haven't a clue how some people stay skinny.

[Variable]

de·coct
   /dɪˈkɒkt/ Show Spelled[dih-kokt] Show IPA
–verb (used with object)
to extract the flavor or essence of by boiling.


–noun
1.
the act of decocting.
2.
Pharmacology.
a.
an extract obtained by decocting.
b.
water in which a crude vegetable drug has been boiled and which therefore contains the constituents or principles of the substance soluble in boiling wate

[Variable]

It's what I call coffee, because I'm a nerd

[wax]

Mmmmmmm.. kopi luwak!

[Variable]

That actually looks really good.  Besides its obvious implied implication. 

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Coffee with half and half and a bit of brown sugar.

That is the tits.

[Variable]

I sometimes put creme in my coffee just to cool it down.  I HATE hot ass coffee.  I like it room temp.  But usually I just go for the water if they make the coffee strong enough. 

[wax]

That actually looks really good.  Besides its obvious implied implication. 

im guessing youve never heard of kupi luwak    http://www.sallybernstein.com/beverages/coffee/kopi_luwak.htm 

[alvarezbassist17]

de·coct
   /dɪˈkɒkt/ Show Spelled[dih-kokt] Show IPA
–verb (used with object)
to extract the flavor or essence of by boiling.


–noun
1.
the act of decocting.
2.
Pharmacology.
a.
an extract obtained by decocting.
b.
water in which a crude vegetable drug has been boiled and which therefore contains the constituents or principles of the substance soluble in boiling wate

You're such a fag, I could've just looked it up on my TFD search thinger.  You didn't have to make fun of me, golly.