Hello blixa

[Penicks]

what is this i don't even

[Crazylegs]

i'm officially off the market. and i'm very bloody happy. i found a good bloke who's crazy about me. i never thought it would happen to me.

Does this have anything to do with a phonecall to Variable?

[blixa]

haha no. i did ask trey for advice about this guy in his thread. we went on our first official date yesterday (we were hanging out almost every night before that) and it was wonderful and i wouldn't be surprised if we don't elope before the year is out or something.

[blixa]

what is this i don't even

what are you trying to say, my love?

[Penicks]

oh i get it. 'love' in the 'that lovable silly fat friend who's always there for me but i'm not attracted to' kind of way. you make me sick blixa

[bright lights, big city]

oh i get it. 'love' in the 'that lovable silly fat friend who's always there for me but i'm not attracted to' kind of way. you make me sick blixa

hahaha. at least you have that, buddy, at least you got that. 

[blixa]

you guys are such dorks assuming that i'd be friends with either of you hahaha

but seriously, this guy makes me so happy. i've never felt like this about anyone. it's true about wanting to tell everyone that you're crazy for someone. i'm still shocked that he's into me this much. all the things i disliked about myself he likes. my mum was right when she said the things you want to change about yourself are the things someone will come to love you for.

[Crazylegs]

gay

[blixa]

it is extremely lame but he makes me so happy. and it's so hard to make me happy.

[bright lights, big city]

that's good. at least you found happiness.

i'll be honest though. I'm just one of those fuckers that can't be truly happy, and when I hear about my friends openly talking about their relationship, they do it in such a way that i feel like pulling a Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber like crazylegs' avatar up there.

[Penicks]

i hope he breaks your heart in the worst way possible

[blixa]

i hope he breaks your heart in the worst way possible

i'll take that as a jealous remark. we made out on his mattress tonight for an hour.

[Penicks]

who the hell wants to kiss for an hour, i get bored after five minutes

[poofing acid]

Agreed Penicks.  She needs to start making out with my weiner after a few minutes.

[chick de la lynch]

This guy must be really patient. The guys I have been with in the past can barely wait two minutes before they put my hand on their penis.

Unrelated, I recently saw Wings of Desire and guess who's in it? Nick Cave. Actually, it was Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Thought you would like to know.

[tarkil]

This guy must be really patient. The guys I have been with in the past can barely wait two minutes before they put my hand on their penis.

You mean you didn't already do that by yourself by the 2 minutes mark ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!!! 

[chick de la lynch]

I know, I know! I'm a horrible person!

[blixa]

i'm probably getting a brazilian tomorrow hahaha

jokes.

[poofing acid]

pix

[blixa]

we're having a trivia night for work and it's fancy dress. i wanted to go as bride of frankenstein but have now settled for wednesday addams.