Hello blixa

[poofing acid]

I thought you should know.  I'm flying to houston next month to visit Erin!

[blixa]

He's kind of cute, I suppose? He looks so young. And he's familiar with the U.S. Constitution, which is always a plus.

doing what he does, he knows a lot about everything. you should see him when he's talking about the freedom of press and freedom of information in europe. sexy as hell. i can listen to him talk about anything. also he is young. he's only 39 years old.

[blixa]

I thought you should know.  I'm flying to houston next month to visit Erin!

she's going to have your baby. i assure you.

[poofing acid]

I thought you should know.  I'm flying to houston next month to visit Erin!

she's going to have your baby. i assure you.

Probably.  Then I'll kill myself.  My boss already told me, without me asking, that I could transfer down there if I want.

[blixa]

all the cool people move to texas or are living in texas. you have nothing to lose. hot girl, cute kid (if he ends up looking like her, that is), nice state, a job, etcetc.

[poofing acid]

Yeah, he's a cute little guy.  I looked at openings down there and I can easily get the same position I'm in now but I'd rather move with a promotion and only one was listed but I need to speak either english and spanish or english and vietnamese.  Haha, fuckin vietcong up in texas!

[blixa]

can't you pretend to speak spanish? it's called pretend-spanish.

[defskull]

all the cool people move to texas or are living in texas.

FACT

[poofing acid]

can't you pretend to speak spanish? it's called pretend-spanish.

Haha, I can't pull it off. 

And all the cool people are obviously in NJ.

[blixa]

oh, i don't know. i met a lot of cool people in illinois. i have reason to believe all the hot guys are in kentucky and massachusetts.

[bright lights, big city]

And all the cool people are obviously in NJ.

HA!

[chick de la lynch]

all the cool people move to texas or are living in texas. you have nothing to lose. hot girl, cute kid (if he ends up looking like her, that is), nice state, a job, etcetc.

There are certain parts of Texas that are cool, like Austin or San Antonio. Places like Dallas, Houston, El Paso, etc. are complete shit holes. Jerk Face (Ben) was from the Houston area.

[poofing acid]

all the cool people move to texas or are living in texas. you have nothing to lose. hot girl, cute kid (if he ends up looking like her, that is), nice state, a job, etcetc.

There are certain parts of Texas that are cool, like Austin or San Antonio. Places like Dallas, Houston, El Paso, etc. are complete shit holes. Jerk Face (Ben) was from the Houston area.

That's where I'm going.

[blixa]

all the cool people move to texas or are living in texas. you have nothing to lose. hot girl, cute kid (if he ends up looking like her, that is), nice state, a job, etcetc.

There are certain parts of Texas that are cool, like Austin or San Antonio. Places like Dallas, Houston, El Paso, etc. are complete shit holes. Jerk Face (Ben) was from the Houston area.

That's where I'm going.

you're going to a shit hole. how does one say 'shit hole' in spanish?

[poofing acid]

No idea. Shitholio?  Maybe I'll stalk Ben when I'm there.

[chick de la lynch]

I'm sorry. I'm sure if you're with your girl you won't even notice it's a shit hole. Whatever you do though, don't go to Gavelston. It's fucking disgusting.

I wouldn't stalk Ben. He's a white trash kind of fella who's rather boring. I'm still in disbelief I had sex with him repeatedly.

[poofing acid]

Ben from the board?

[blixa]

no, steven. it's a different ben. plus i'm sure the ben from the board is in oklahoma.

[poofing acid]

Oh, k.

[chick de la lynch]

I didn't really think about the Ben from this board when I was writing all that out. I'm pretty sure the Ben on this board wouldn't even think about having sex with me.