Hello blixa

[blixa]

i can't stand the beach! i only like it when it's night time and it's winter or autumn otherwise i won't be caught dead near one. i prefer swimming in dams or a river.

Is your icon photo ironic?! I don't mind beaches, but I bet the beaches in australia are a 24/7 sweat fest where you basically sit there frying

watch disco pigs (where my icon is from). when you come to the ending you will see exactly how i feel about the beach. there are some beaches where i simply don't want to go to because they are packed all the time.

the only beach i really love is newcastle beach. it is beautiful. the best beach for bonfires. i only like to go to beaches when it's dark out.

[bright lights, big city]

what, are you emo?

[blixa]

i'm a total emo!

[blixa]

forget the tennis. the australian open is all about this:


he did a double wedgie whammy tonight. both front and back picked. god love him!

[bright lights, big city]

doesn't beat this though:
Mark Sanchez wipes a booger on Mark Brunell

ahh the ol' pick and wipe (on someone else)

[blixa]

i'm so unlucky in love. *insert cliche statement here*

[blixa]

OH, NAH. I ALREADY GOT CLICHE ON MY OWN ARSE THERE, DIDN'T I?

I SURE FUCKING DID.

[blixa]

i'm devastated that my brother pulled out this fig tree from his back garden. he totally concretted the area. it looks ugly but i guess it works better for him because he's a mechanic and he needed that space to work. it was such a beautiful area. i used to sit there all the time, reading and doing everything else.

[bright lights, big city]

i'm so unlucky in love. *insert cliche statement here*

OH, NAH. I ALREADY GOT CLICHE ON MY OWN ARSE THERE, DIDN'T I?

I SURE FUCKING DID.

the fuck?

[blixa]

no one wants me it seems. maybe that's inaccurate because that comment is sort of insinuating that no one from this entire earth is interested in me, but i'm just sayin'...fuck this. i don't care. i cared last night but i don't today. there is a pretty boy at work that i want to hold in my arms but it's not meant to be.

BECAUSE I BELONG WITH JULIAN ASSANGE.

[bright lights, big city]

I'll come to you! i'm a pretty boy that can hold ya.

...didn't work out with my lady friend. emo tear.

[blixa]

WHAT HAPPENED? i thought you guys had a moment.

[bright lights, big city]

well, she blew me off for a few days. then i finally got a hold of her, we met up, and there was NO spark. and by that i mean she lost interest, haha.

[blixa]

owwwww. did you walk the streets afterwards wearing itchy trousers?

i'm so sorry. did you like her or were you not feeling the spark either?

[bright lights, big city]

yeah i thought i liked her. but for some reason i'm getting over it a lot quicker than normal.

[blixa]

maybe it was in the heat of the moment and something magical happened and you mistook it for something else.

i was dancing with this guy at my friend's engagement party. total honey with tatts everywhere and i was like, "BE CAREFULL!"

[bright lights, big city]

tattoos, huh? watch out there you wild child. do you have any tatts? i've got none, i guess i'm a pussy when it comes to needles inking me up.

but you're probably right about the girl situation. i thought something good happened. my friends saw it too. but hey, then again it's a wedding with an open bar, so who knows.

[blixa]

no tatts here. i like tattoos though, just nothing for myself. who knows though. maybe in a few years i'll get a few. the thing is, he was mighty nice. we were dancing like complete dickheads.

you gave it a chance. you thought there was something there and you went for it. that is courageous. her loss, my friend.

[bright lights, big city]

we were dancing like complete dickheads.

this. this is the best form of dance, and coincidentally, the only way i know how to dance.
seriously, my skills consist of random midget kicks, jumping, the lawnmower, and various movements of jeff bridges in the big lebowski.

[blixa]

these are my dance moves: