Hello blixa

[Penicks]

stop mentioning stereotypical, because i was just explaining how it felt

but since you want it rough:

having sex with a condom feels like there is a thin blanket around my penis when i thrust into your vagina and it makes me experience your vagina less vivid

there, happy now? excuse me for trying to phrase my feelings in not such a direct way

also, if for some reason the girl i'm with wants to wear a condom, i will never, ever complain. the fuck do you think i am? you know why? because i like girls and i like sex. the condom just makes it less fun but who cares because i am fucking the fuck out of your uterus

[chick de la lynch]

I'm going to steer this thread toward another direction for the time being. So, I recently started watching LOST. So far I'm almost half-way through the first season, and I have a question for Mariam since she's so totally Aussie. In one of the episodes, Claire mentions that she's the only Australian who likes peanut butter. I was just wondering if this is true. And if it is, why? Something wrong with peanut butter.

[blixa]

stop mentioning stereotypical, because i was just explaining how it felt

but since you want it rough:

having sex with a condom feels like there is a thin blanket around my penis when i thrust into your vagina and it makes me experience your vagina less vivid

there, happy now? excuse me for trying to phrase my feelings in not such a direct way

also, if for some reason the girl i'm with wants to wear a condom, i will never, ever complain. the fuck do you think i am? you know why? because i like girls and i like sex. the condom just makes it less fun but who cares because i am fucking the fuck out of your uterus

yes, that was exactly what i wanted. the physical explanation. have you tried using the female condom? maybe that might feel different for you. my friend is allergic and has a crazy reaction to almost all sorts of contraception. she's on the ring now. i think that's working for her.

most of your replies are...stereotypical. i'm not just talking about in here. i can almost always predict what you will say. i'm not implying that the way you feel is stereotypical. it's just that whenever we argue about something, you say all the things i know you're going to say and that makes it stereotypical of YOU to say something like that. it's the internet, man!

i just realised how many people actually dislike me here. i'm not this disagreable in person.

I agree but only at a certain extend. Not trying to destroy your image here, besides it's not my role and I don't know you enough to pretend anything of such a negative kind, but even though you could be harsher in your replies, I agree, they're kind of irritating. As Penicks just mentionned, he just explained the way he felt about wearing a condom, and you had a not-so-objective take on it. Why should it be stereotypical ? Moreover, why should it be the stereotypical MALE response ? I mean, do you think men are the only ones pissed off about wearing a condom during sexual intercourses ? Among the partners I've had so far, I could name at least five girls who wanted me not to wear a condom for the exact same reason Penicks gave. They wanted to really feel me.

That's just an example. Although you sound like someone really smart (to me anyway), you have your tendencies of " I know it all ". That's just not fun to read, you know ?

you are still addressing the emotionality that is attached to unprotected sex. neither of you addressed the physicality. that's what irritated to me.

i have strong opinions - i KNOW that. i uphold no image here because i will say what i want. i don't really care. but if you find me to be a know it all and irritating, please don't pay any attention. no one is paying you to read every opinion or statement i write here. if you kind of know what i'm like, and i assume you've already painted a picture of me due to things said in the past, then why do you all come in here? i don't mean to attack you, but i'm just confused how you could still stand me if i'm so irritating to you. sometimes i feel the only reason a person like penicks talks to me is to provoke me into an argument. if my replies to him are irritating then so be it. his replies are extremely irritating to me, but that's apart of their appeal. that's why we keep sparring.

[Penicks]

blixa, why not start meeting men who aren't complete aids infested buttfuckers so you can enjoy unprotected sex

[blixa]

blixa, why not start meeting men who aren't complete aids infested buttfuckers so you can enjoy unprotected sex

i have zero interest in sex at the moment, but if i do have unprotected sex i will surely tell you all about it. actually there is someone i really want to root at the moment but it's never going to happen so i guess that's a pipe dream or something. my libido is disgusting. it's almost non-existent. i always have to force sexual wanting, but with this one particular guy it's very natural.

oh, what is up with wanting someone that you are not able to attain? god...

I'm going to steer this thread toward another direction for the time being. So, I recently started watching LOST. So far I'm almost half-way through the first season, and I have a question for Mariam since she's so totally Aussie. In one of the episodes, Claire mentions that she's the only Australian who likes peanut butter. I was just wondering if this is true. And if it is, why? Something wrong with peanut butter.

peanut butter isn't very big here. we don't hate it. it's just that we eat more vegemite than anything else. my family eats a lot of peanut butter. i'm not a massive peanut butter fan. you know what's really nice? toast some bread, spread a bit of butter on it then some vegemite and then some avocado. best thing to have with tea. it's like my staple food.

[chick de la lynch]

Ah, ok. I hear from a lot of Americans though that vegemite is disgusting. What's in it?

[blixa]

it's mostly yeast extract. it's salty and bitter. i like it. it's very healthy. if you were raised on it you grow used to the taste. i feel like some now actually.

[chick de la lynch]

Sounds like it. Maybe that's why Americans hate it.  I'm kidding...kind of. Anything is healthier than peanut butter, though. It's good, but it's jam packed with a shit load of sugar.

[blixa]

i realised that the only time pubic hair annoys me is when i have my periods. the blood gets stuck in the hair. but the smell of period blood isn't as bad with pubic hair.

[wheresmysnare]

i realised that the only time pubic hair annoys me is when i have my periods. the blood gets stuck in the hair. but the smell of period blood isn't as bad with pubic hair.

After reading your complaint i could barely finish my jam sandwich.

[bright lights, big city]

[blixa]

i guess you guys aren't the men that like going down on their girlfriends during that time of the month.

[Penicks]

let me guess, that's another sign of True Love

[blixa]

fuck no! i wouldn't let anyone near me if i was on my periods. i'm aware that some men do it. it isn't a big deal i suppose. another experience.

true love...such a loaded term. will we ever find it? or would you settle for several throughout your life?

[Variable]

i guess you guys aren't the men that like going down on their girlfriends during that time of the month.

I have done it multiple times.  I would prefer not to, but I mean if a girl needs me to do it so that I show her I'm comfortable with having sex with her while shes on her period, then ill do it.  It's just a way to show her that you don't mind and make her comfortable with the situation. 

[alvarezbassist17]

That is the most touching and poignant way I've ever heard a dude extol the virtues of doing super gross stuff to get laid more.  You're truly a maverick of the highest order and I yearn to one day reach that level.

But still, gross.  I am reminded of this:

Stephen Lynch - Down to the Old Pub Instead

[wheresmysnare]

i guess you guys aren't the men that like going down on their girlfriends during that time of the month.

I have done it multiple times.  I would prefer not to, but I mean if a girl needs me to do it so that I show her I'm comfortable with having sex with her while shes on her period, then ill do it.  It's just a way to show her that you don't mind and make her comfortable with the situation. 

wow.

[blixa]

i guess you guys aren't the men that like going down on their girlfriends during that time of the month.

I have done it multiple times.  I would prefer not to, but I mean if a girl needs me to do it so that I show her I'm comfortable with having sex with her while shes on her period, then ill do it.  It's just a way to show her that you don't mind and make her comfortable with the situation. 

i just got massively turned on.

did it taste like stephen lynch sings about in the song? old rusty coins?

[bright lights, big city]

hahaha i get things. because of the iron.

[blixa]

i got a new nickname for trey. it's moses.

it's past 2am and i'm craving the rocky road in the fridge. OH GOD, WHY CAN'T I STOP EATING?