@your sister gets me hard

[raynor]

Animal Collective - Covered In Frogs [Best Version]

[blixa]

cause of death was most likely all the years he had to endure listening to bad music. all that pressure of trying to make useless noise sound bearable. took a toll on the poor bloke.

BUT OH, GARCIA :/

[poofing acid]

You two are jerks!  He is having a kid so he is staying back in chicago.  He's done more than just sound but he really was good at it.  You should've seen the places they have played at that he made the band sound superb.  He was just a cool face to see every show.

[blixa]

you're so cute when you're mad, steven.

[poofing acid]

I wasn't mad.

[blixa]

yes you were. you wanted to spank me.



















LOLLERCOASTER I'D KICK YOUR BUM IF YOU CAME ANYWHERE NEAR ME, WHITE BOY.

[blixa]

just found out while my friend was supposed to be pissing, she was taking photos of me as i was getting into my parents shower to wash my sexy feet. generally ok until she put them on her fucking facebook.

me against the facebook.

but i look really good though and her cousin (who looks like captain von trapp) commented that he wished he wasn't gay so he could take me "swimming". i don't think "swimming" is a euphemism for anything, but i'm pretending it is.

[poofing acid]

Pixplz

[bright lights, big city]

Pixplz

[poofing acid]

You don't have to post them here if you don't want to.  You could always email me them along with that other picture you were gonna post 

[blixa]

the one of my pubes hahaha NO!

i'm waiting for my friend to send a picture to me. she's got my memory card in her camera.

[poofing acid]

email it lol

[blixa]

the g-rated image. i deleted the rest of the images. i look very tanned though, which is the furthest from the truth. i'm very pasty with a mild rash every now and then.

[poofing acid]

I think you are lying about deleting the rest.  What kind of body wash do you use?

[blixa]

umm, soap. that's my parent's shower.

and all deleted. i kinda got bored at looking at how hot i am. you know...

[poofing acid]

Does it moisturize your skin?

[blixa]

depends what kind of soap you use. i have a lot of blackheads, which is why i try to exfoliate as much as i can. my skin is naturally soft. i keep out of the sun a lot. i'm very lax with moisturising. sometimes i feel like putting some on and sometimes i don't.

i primarily use an olive oil based soap that i get from middle eastern shops. that's what my mother has used on my skin since i was born. i've started using it a lot more lately. it's miraculous. i don't know why i stopped using it in the first place.

[poofing acid]

Describe the method you use for applying those soapy suds on yourself.

[blixa]

1. soap.
2. water.
3. loofah.
4. rub soap into loofah.
5. rub loofah on body.

ta-da.

[poofing acid]

Now all I need is a video showing it.