@your sister gets me hard

[your sister gets me hard]

Nope, he's dead.  Locke shaved his beard and hair off so Desmond jumped down a well to kill himself.  He is now ugly and dead.

[blixa]

shut up, steven.

[your sister gets me hard]

I will not, Mariam.

[blixa]

you're lying to me, steven.

saying desmond is ugly is a straight out fib.

[your sister gets me hard]

I was saying he is ugly now because Locke shaved and skinned him.

[blixa]

HE DID NOT. NO ONE CAN SUBSTANTIATE THAT CLAIM.

[your sister gets me hard]

Except people that saw the episode already.  Go download it if you don't believe me.

[blixa]

you better not be lying, mister.

[blixa]

hi.

[your sister gets me hard]

hiiiii

[blixa]

have you been sharting lately?

[your sister gets me hard]

Just a few weeks ago.  I thought I had one today actually, in a suit :/

[blixa]

be curious.

at 2:28 my orgasm begins.

[your sister gets me hard]

Worst voice ever.

[blixa]

oh, whatever! his voice is really good.

old fitzroy!

[blixa]

actually you might be more of a gareth liddiard man.

[your sister gets me hard]

Ever hear of the singer named Brendan Bayliss?

[blixa]

yeah. that guy's a real arsehole.

i went really self-destructive on myself two weeks ago and shaved off my pubic hair to check something and it's growing back now and it's not as itchy as i thought it would be.

[lostpilot]

lol, blixa

[raynor]

blixa are you sporting like a real 70's bush or do you at least trim it?

please tell me you trim it.