@your sister gets me hard

[poofing acid]

I don't know if I told you but I offered to buy him new shoes because his were covered in blood.  Turns out, I don't have to now!  He went to the store and put some $100 pair of shoes in a box for $30.  Lolz, 

[blixa]

that's so cunning. but you know, you should've been doing that for him.

[poofing acid]

I make too much money to risk getting in trouble over 50 buxxxxx

[blixa]

i wanna die.

4eva.

[poofing acid]

I listen to that on a daily basis.

[blixa]

i've told my sister that i want to putt her on a dating website.



she threatened to kill me so if i end up dead you know who did it. i can't decide which website to put her on. maybe rsvp, but then all those guys on the e-harmony ad look really hot and i know those aren't the guys she would meet but there's so many fucking websites. i want her to get a boyfriend who isn't married or a tosser. she meets so many of those. it's always the married guys that tell her they are in love with her.

but i'm mainly doing this as a joke because i've told her i was going to do it so many times that it has become a laughing matter.

[poofing acid]

When I'm looking for a hot date, there is only one place I go to... stdmatch.net

[blixa]

all those poor girls you've infected.

[poofing acid]

Haha on new years eve at umph this random chick was smokin a cig so i asked for a drag and she hesitated. I said i didn't have herpes so she lolled and let me take a drag. I exhaled and yelled that I did have it, laughed and walked away.

[bright lights, big city]

hahaha, ah yes i love the herpes references. i do the same "i have mouth herpes" line when i steal sips from people's drinks.

[Crazylegs]

You wouldn't by any chance happen to have invisible baby by Marco Benevento on your computer? My cd is back at my moms, and itunes somehow fucked up so track 2 is missing from my library. I can't find it on the web anywhere either.

[poofing acid]

This is the best I can do right now.  They are .m4a files. 
http://www.mediafire.com/?xdyyx39jaui

[Crazylegs]

muchos gracias

[poofing acid]

I can get mp3s in the coming days if you want.  I've been on umphreys tour and they just added a show for tonight!

[raynor]

Dude how many times have you seen those guys?

[Crazylegs]

I can get mp3s in the coming days if you want.  I've been on umphreys tour and they just added a show for tonight!

the one's you uploaded are more than enough for me.

[blixa]

Dude how many times have you seen those guys?

he's a massive slutbag. he should have a golden pass right now.

[poofing acid]

Dude how many times have you seen those guys?

Not enough!  5 more shows next month!

Dude how many times have you seen those guys?

he's a massive slutbag. he should have a golden pass right now.

I'm a n00b compared to a few people I go to the shows with.

That being said, today was the last show for the long time sound guy.  He was extremely awesome at making the band sound great even in shitty venues.  He will be missed <3

[blixa]

did he die?

[raynor]

atleast he died happy, making a perfect blend between the floor tom and the bass. never had such a mix been heard before.