plan a fuck

wither-I · Dec 18, 2009, 05:39 AM

!!!

alvarezbassist17 · Dec 18, 2009, 07:02 AM

hell yeah, mine's marked for saturday around 11:30. high five!!

wither-I · Dec 18, 2009, 04:40 PM

haha sweet *high five

Penicks · Dec 18, 2009, 05:40 PM

Should definitely be within the next two weeks.

edit: Well, I was right, it was this past Tuesday.

wither-I · Dec 18, 2009, 05:58 PM

put them hoes on a schedule ya dig

do that chore like cinderella ya dig

im all about balls and banquets ya dig

but the callender says we got a curfew ya dig

best be out that door once the deed be done ya dig

no hangin around snuggle bug in the rug ya dig

cuz after you gone i got another appointment ya dig

dont get hurt hoe on the way to see the doctor ya dig

this is a profession all about knockin ya dig

i keep straight prescribin' ya dig

cuz hoe's got ailments like people too ya dig

and stressful schedules and bills too ya dig

but im gone get mine ya dig

so ya best be on time ya dig

"hoe on a rope"

nonesuch · Dec 28, 2009, 07:05 AM

this thread is making me grin

- im plannin on refuckin my way through the rest of euroville

amidoinitrite?

blixa · Dec 28, 2009, 12:14 PM

no one planning for false pregnancies? those are awfully funny after you find out that you are not pregnant.

bright lights, big city · Dec 28, 2009, 03:43 PM

Quote from: blixa on Dec 28, 2009, 12:14 PM
no one planning for false pregnancies? those are awfully funny after you find out that you are not pregnant.

hahaha yeah moments like those are what make life awesome

devlin · Dec 28, 2009, 04:00 PM

Quote from: bright lights, big city on Dec 28, 2009, 03:43 PM
Quote from: blixa on Dec 28, 2009, 12:14 PM
no one planning for false pregnancies? those are awfully funny after you find out that you are not pregnant.
hahaha yeah moments like those are what make life awesome

i've never had a false pregnancy. only 2 real pregnancies. i'm not sure if i've mentioned this on here before but my girl is 3 months preg. baby no. 2 on the way.

Jacob · Dec 28, 2009, 04:14 PM

Quote from: devlin on Dec 28, 2009, 04:00 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Dec 28, 2009, 03:43 PM
Quote from: blixa on Dec 28, 2009, 12:14 PM
no one planning for false pregnancies? those are awfully funny after you find out that you are not pregnant.
hahaha yeah moments like those are what make life awesome

i've never had a false pregnancy. only 2 real pregnancies. i'm not sure if i've mentioned this on here before but my girl is 3 months preg. baby no. 2 on the way.

congrats!

devlin · Dec 28, 2009, 05:47 PM

thank you both

wither-I · Dec 28, 2009, 06:29 PM

hell yeah plan a baby!

devlin · Dec 28, 2009, 06:48 PM

not exactly planned. ha ha

wither-I · Dec 28, 2009, 08:19 PM

well plan for the next 18 years then!

Jerry_Curls · Dec 28, 2009, 08:51 PM

I like planned fucks, but how about those random ones?? Cheers to me for having sex for the first time since JULY this week!!!!!

wither-I · Dec 29, 2009, 05:14 AM

*high five!

i hope it was highly climatic

Variable · Dec 30, 2009, 07:57 AM

I'm planning a fuck in October 2010. Can't wait!

blixa · Dec 30, 2009, 08:55 AM

sex is overrated. you could easily stick your hand down your calvin kleins and come every time. of course when cillian murphy comes knocking at my door i will change my mind and rejoice in the glory of sex.

Jacob · Dec 30, 2009, 12:12 PM

I didn't exactly plan a fuck last night, but I wrote a contract to get a baby with a friend in the next 4 years. yes, an actual contract.

blixa · Dec 30, 2009, 12:26 PM

Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 12:12 PM
I didn't exactly plan a fuck last night, but I wrote a contract to get a baby with a friend in the next 4 years. yes, an actual contract.

what do you mean "get a baby"? like adoption or being a sperm donor? a viking baby...