CRIMES!

[raynor]

It all starts with this crunching sound and before you know it's this overdriven Wurlitzer you're hearing and a detuned bass starts battling with it. Booooom Bing Baaaang, booom biiiing baaaang. You're thinking, is this even a song, is this even music, but fuck yeah it is! Two singers starts singing, one in low-key and on in falsetto, and it's the most crazy lyrics you've ever heard. You're now listening to Feed Me To The Forest. The falsetto-singing-guy sings alone now, and he sounds hella pissed off. Man that bassline in the backround his sweet but whut whut wait they get even more pissed of and disaster breaks out! After that you hear a piano play, or wait it ain't playing it's falling down the damn stairs!
Before you know it, you're listening to a new track, you didn't realize because it just passed by you, but you are! Welcome to Trash Flavoured Trash. They're taking turns singing again, this time about that "the five o'clock news is fucking fantasy" and awesome stuff like that. That guitar sounds nasty as fuck, if you could you'd marry it. But you can't. You can't marry an instrument, even less the sound coming from it but oh boy you wished you could.
What the hell, song's over but you're still listening to that awesome guitar. This is the pop song, this is Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck. Everybody will tell you it's their least favourite, but they're lying to you, I'm telling you they're lying. They secretely love it. Apparantly their pissed off at you, how could you dump that awesome gypsy girl? You're now alone and you're face is one big mess. The pop song erupts and they start counting up all the bad things you did. Shit the guitar almost breaks you're head! GAH MAKE IT STOP, and then it goes down. And then it's just love love love love love love love love again. Then it kinda erupts again and WHAT THE FUCK.
You're falling head first! HEAD FIRST into a fucking a Fender Rhodes. You're listening to Peacocks Skeleton with Crooked Feathers. Damn that piano sounds sweet, and then this crazy ass maracka comes in shaking it up. The drums in kinda off-beat, and least that's what you think, but you're like "No, no wait, they still got it!". The falsetto singing guy starts singing about shaking sea and it sounds sweet as hell. That's Johnny by the way, he's cool. Still just drums, marackas, and a fat ass bassline. The low-key singer comes in, just being awesome and singing like a mothafucka. That's Jordan. The lyrics almost make you sick to the stomach. Jeez.
Teen Heat kicks in. Is that a guitar? Bass? Don't know, don't care. It's sounds de-tuned and awesome. It kicks to brutal and the lyrics "Your song is gold like the color of piss" are being screamed, right towards and into your brain. The song is greatness although, and end with "the don't know shit from shit"
Ever been to a date with this girl that really wanna have sex with you? I'm talking fucking your brains out of ya boy! You wish you could, but you can't. Mostly because there's a whole rodent fucking family living between her teeth. No? Never? Well this is what the song is about. Rats and Rats and Rats for Candy. Enough said.
The drums start beating, and there's this drone in the background. It's hella slow by the way, I should tell you that. This must really be the last days of earth, atleast that's what the guitar is telling you. The low-key and the falsetto fellow takes turns, singing and crooning. The songs called Crimes. This could be the ballad of the album, but it's just disaster. Hell, you even feel a bit depressed. Don't worry it's still awesome and you'll soon feel happy again. You're about to go to a execution! HOORAY!
You're so in love with your boyfriend. You really are. But he's an asshole really. My First Kiss at The Public Execution starts playing and Johnny goes GAAAHH WHAAAA hipitched as hell and Jordan's screaming awesome lyrics in between. You didn't wanna go to this stupid execution, but you're dipshit boyfriend dragged you there. Man, you really love him. The execution begins and you're pushing yourself towords you jock-ass-boyfriend. And what you're feeling is better than anything you've ever feelt before. It's better than when he goes down on you (you're not really a big fan of that anyway). You dig it, you have kids, you live happy ever after. Did I mention the song is awesome? No? It's awesome. AWESOME. Wicked distorted bass, hella awesome beats.
The next song is wobbling between dooms-day-oh-my-god-what's-happening and hey-this-is-pretty-happy-and-all. Live at the Apocalypse Cabaret. You dig it, you dig it alot even if it involves "a priest jerking off at the confession booth". The song is very forgiving.
Oh my, head first again. RIDE! RIDE! Beautiful Horses just started, and you're head almost flew off. This has to be the worst horse ever. It's almost as if it doesn't have legs. It does though, but that's how bad it is. Poor horsey. The guitar shugs, the bass is distored sliding all over the place, the drums mindblowing. You collapse and finish fucking last.
This is the worst song of the album. Not the one you just heard, but this one coming up. It's still a 9/10 though, Wolf Party. It has a drum machine, which is all honesty ain't that hot. But just get pass it will you, be a little forgiving won't ya? Everything else about this song is awesome. Thank you, you have a heart after all.
The twins enter. They're called Celebrator and Devastator. They don't have much in common, except their names and that they're last up in this great fucking mix of hi-pitched screams and guitars dragged through gravel. Celebrator is great, trust me, but I'm too bored to come up with something witty.
Is that a accordion? You think so, so lets just say it is. The craziest whaling you've ever heard enter, and soon after everybody else joins in. It's so cozy. All you need is a fireplace. Suddenly though, that fireplace starts spewing lava all over you and you're like "thanks, you just melted my face!". The tempo switched you see, and Jordan gets pissed. Actually everybody's super pissed now. "What the hell did I do?", you're thinking. Nothing apparantly, but they keep telling you that "everybody needs a little devastation". Who am I kidding? They're not telling you, they're using a fucking hammer to bash it into you. They calm down, you learned your lesson and the most sweetest synth line comes in. And then it's over.




Everybody listen to The Blood Brothers "Crimes".
It's been one of my favourite albums for a couple of years now and I know alot of have already heard it. Doesn't hurt to listen to it again though. Sorry for bad grammer, but I wrote this while listening to it, and there was no time to stop!

peace / Glenn

[devlin]

this is such a great fucking album! thank you for this, i haven't listened to the BB for quite a while. thats about to change.

p.s. does anyone have the b-side pink tarantulas? can't find it anywhere.

[defskull]

Love Rhymes with  Hideous Car Wreck  is ridiculously good.  I know people don't like it for the reason you said, that it's the pop song off the album, but I think it's great.  Good call on the Blood Brothers topic.  I absolutely love this band and this is a great cd. I would also like to second a link to Pink Tarantulas.  I've never heard it.

[bright lights, big city]

oh man yeah what a great fucking album. listening to it again now!

and devlin, try using soulseek to get Pink Tarantulas. I just found it on there now pretty easily

[raynor]

man, you guys never heard pink tarantulas?! It's one of my favourites. I wish I could upload it, but I only have it one my ipod! I'll try to hook you up tomorrow.

[Hesperian Death-Horse!]

Take a few minutes to start an account to listen to the song. Doesn't take much.

http://www.imeem.com/itchyguppy/music/WxhrU5zB/the-blood-brothers-pink-tarantulas/

[_Fireal_]

This has been one of my favorite albums since I heard it when I was 12.  It really opened my mind to more noisy stuff.  I think that's what helped me get into mathcore and other genres.

I'll post most of their discography.

This Adultery is Ripe:


http://www.mediafire.com/?zyiozzwnnzg

http://www.mediafire.com/?fwleomkdicf

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D11OPDD0




March on Electric Children


Concept album:

The album has been described by numerous critics as a concept album, with its characters portrayed moreso as villains and victims than as heroes. The effort was an attempt by the band to create a storyline with repeating characters that has a bleak outlook on life, emphasizing the consequences of the characters' selfish choices. The album's closing track "American Vultures" is the conclusion to the storyline and wraps up the themes featured in the previous songs. Says singer Jordan Blilie:
"    Basically what we had in mind was that we wanted to focus on what happens when a person lives a life devoid of any real meaning. These are people that lead a very empty superficial existence where motives are completely selfish and empty, and what happens as a result of that choice.    "

Characters

    * Mr. Electric Ocean - "the personification of the media and exploitation and superficiality... the person that influences the protagonist during the entire record"
    * The Skin Army - "a representation of our culture as completely superficial and concerned with the exterior, skin, and what is on the outside"

Track listing

All songs written by The Blood Brothers.

   1. "Birth Skin/Death Leather" - 1:43
   2. "Meet Me at the Water Front After the Social" - 2:46
   3. "March on Electric Children!" - 3:03
   4. "New York Slave" - 2:44
   5. "Kiss of the Octopus" - 2:39
   6. "Siamese Gun" - 3:21
   7. "Mr. Electric Ocean" - 2:16
   8. "Junkyard J. vs. the Skin Army Girlz/High Fives, LA Hives" - 2:57
   9. "American Vultures" - 3:27


http://www.mediafire.com/?z5zit5numnw

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=73KZ02JM



...Burn, Piano Island, Burn




   1. "Guitarmy" – 0:39
   2. "Fucking's Greatest Hits" – 2:59
   3. "Burn, Piano Island, Burn" – 3:48
   4. "Every Breath Is a Bomb" – 4:45
   5. "Ambulance vs. Ambulance" – 2:52
   6. "USA Nails" – 5:11
   7. "Cecilia and the Silhouette Saloon" – 4:53
   8. "Six Nightmares at the Pinball Masquerade" – 4:16
   9. "The Salesman, Denver Max" – 4:31
  10. "I Know Where the Canaries and the Crows Go" – 3:26
  11. "God Bless You, Blood Thirsty Zeppelins" – 4:49
  12. "The Shame" – 5:34


http://www.mediafire.com/?ykzjmdmnmvd

http://www.mediafire.com/?rzyjmlgqwmm

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FKJ7IJ29

Crimes

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IT8BUC0C

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TOZBFQ99

http://www.filefactory.com/get/f.php?f=dadb1bab221c19dad42dc64a

Young Machetes:



Track listing

   1. "Set Fire to the Face on Fire" - 2:19
   2. "We Ride Skeletal Lightning" - 3:22
   3. "Laser Life" - 2:44
   4. "Camouflage, Camouflage" - 4:54
   5. "You're the Dream Unicorn!" - 2:18
   6. "Vital Beach" - 2:35
   7. "Spit Shine Your Black Clouds" - 4:20
   8. "1, 2, 3, 4 Guitars" - 3:35
   9. "Lift the Veil, Kiss the Tank" - 4:05
  10. "Nausea Shreds Yr Head" - 2:10
  11. "Rat Rider" - 2:03
  12. "Johnny Ripper" - 2:39
  13. "Huge Gold AK-47" - 2:31
  14. "Street Wars/Exotic Foxholes" - 5:31
  15. "Giant Swan" - 5:51


http://rapidshare.com/files/262911508/The.Blood.B.-Y.M_misturebamusical.blogspot.com.rar

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TK8REAS3

http://www.mediafire.com/?qtz2r20iwnn

[devlin]

oh man yeah what a great fucking album. listening to it again now!

and devlin, try using soulseek to get Pink Tarantulas. I just found it on there now pretty easily

thanks. i'm not familiar with soulseek. i checked it out but didn't want to d/l any programs.


haha tried looking one more time, after looking for a while yesterday, found in like 5 minutes today.

Blood Brothers- Ambulance vs. Ambulance e.p.
1. Ambulance vs Ambulance
2. Pink Tarantulas
3.  Cecilia And The Silhoutte (Live)
http://www.mediafire.com/?299cbhgjc4e