The Ass Thread

[Penicks]

THEY NEED MORE ROOM FOR FAT BECAUSE DEY EATS DEM KFC ALL DAY LONG OH LAWD LOLOLOL

yeah now go back to 4chan where you belong

[shine down unshy]

I am not weird. I just think this ass is ugly. Every single person has their own notion of beauty.

fucking postmodern relativism.

Fucking psuedo-intellectual.

[Nailec]

 

I am not weird. I just think this ass is ugly. Every single person has their own notion of beauty.

fucking postmodern relativism.

Or fucking real fact.

Some guys think this is ugly, some others would fuck it.

Conclusion ?

Everybody has their own notion.

you fall for the is-ought-dichotomy.

[Nailec]

no idea what that is. but i guess i lost now!

[lostpilot]

I remember seeing this black chick with ass like.. I cannot even describe it. My jaw literally opened wide and I had to stop for a while.. it was HUGE. like HUGE. she was generally slim and the ass was like, jesus, I guess it contained 70 percent of her body mass.

[Variable]

I love big asses like that.  I mean I love women of all shapes sizes and colors.  Same with asses.  Most of the asses in this thread have been great ( except for Alba's)  I was just throwing in a new flavor. 
But yeah.  When you get a girl with a big ass like that.  Its so much to grab and hold on too.  Then if you start doggie style and you can just like RAM the shit of them and its all that wonderfullness there padding them.....I love it. 

[MeR]

I love big asses like that.  I mean I love women of all shapes sizes and colors.  Same with asses.  Most of the asses in this thread have been great ( except for Alba's)  I was just throwing in a new flavor. 
But yeah.  When you get a girl with a big ass like that.  Its so much to grab and hold on too.  Then if you start doggie style and you can just like RAM the shit of them and its all that wonderfullness there padding them.....I love it. 

Good man.

[Variable]

indeed

[Variable]

have you ever tried it?

[Variable]

Ah.  lol so you dig it in the dark.....no pun intended

[Variable]

I  was reading that recently they came up with a new ( and probably pretty true and accurate ) theory that early man most likely didn't hunt with weapons and traps.  But because of the way our sweat and external cooling systems work compared to animals.  We can run and give chase to an animal for miles until they get a heat stroke but our bodies are able to cool.  So the article went on to say that the way a males ass is shaped has a lot to do with his ability to run.  If a man has a bit of a shapely ass, it gives you a certain posture when you run that gives you a better ability to run and run for a long time.  Which of course meant that in hunter gather times, these men would be better providers.  They were saying this is the reason women are attracted to mens asses.  Like say that of athletes in a baseball game. 

I wonder what our primitive nature is telling us to like in a womens ass? 

[Variable]

ha.  At least you didn't say "its cushin for the pushin" 
But seriously, I'm sure there is a primal reason for it.  There is pretty much a primal reason for all attraction. 

[Jacob]

I just wanted to say that I've always been a boob guy. and I mean to that to the extent that I could barely judge wether an ass was hot or not - I just saw an ass. but I've now become much more of an ass man. maybe I've just had enough of boobs, who knows...

[Variable]

I have always been an ass man.  I mean, boobs are cool.  But its all about the ass

[MeR]

This just in!: Joanna Newsom has an ass.

[Jacob]

no way! I always thought she puked out her feces...

[Moz]

I'm an ass man, sure.

[tarkil]

Ha ha Moz, good to see you pop out in this thread.....   

[shine down unshy]

Yeah he had to post in this topic sooner or later. 

[tarkil]

Of course he had too.... Booty call  !