The Ass Thread

[Starz]

[theis]

Just found this:

and I think it's amazing

Who's the slut?

[bright lights, big city]

it's like the thong is getting sucked into her butthole. amazing.

[RoyalDeftonicBoy]

[bodywars9000]

^
Who. Is. That.

[Sinatra]

Just found this:

and I think it's amazing

Who's the slut?

Mesmerizing lol

[Starz]

Who. Is. That.

I wish I knew.

[bodywars9000]

[tarkil]

[people_r_fake529]

what about asses with pimples all over them? Those are hot!

[MeR]

glad to see there is still some quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaality

[Variable]

Just found this:

and I think it's amazing

Who's the slut?

Mesmerizing lol

This literally pisses me off more than turns me on.

[blixa]

how come?

also, tights are not substitutes for pants. i hate it when girls wear tights and think it's ok to forego wearing pants or a skirt.

[from_musings]

how come?

maybe because it doesn't show any skin. or.. because the face on her is annyoing, and then you get annoyed by her ass aswell.

nice butt on an irritating person= irritating butt. just something to think about til he arrives

[lukas989]

Yeah....you can tell that chicks voice is one that would have you internally whispering the mantra never hit a woman never hit a woman.  It really pisses me off when chicks in pornos do the ridiculous dirty talk thing...I love a bit of dirty talk as much as the next person with blood pumping through their veins - but when its all that 'Yeahyeahyeah baby thats it..you like that dont you, Im going to punish you yeeeeeaaaahhhhh(said through gritted teeth and in a weird whiny tone)', and so on, it returns the blood to my brain and sparks the realisation Im lying in a bedroom in the middle of the day with cleanup products at the ready and I really pathetic.  dulcit tones are best...the modern day porno chicks are generally crap.  I recommend you search the vintage section of you preferred porn tube site.

[blixa]

that's why i watch gay porn. the guys are so much hotter.

[lukas989]

Thats the thing about gay porn though - its rare you have guys in it that actually are gay.  Money grabbin bastards.

[blixa]

i still prefer them to the hugely unappealing men in hetero porn.

to be honest, i can watch françois sagat have sex with anything.

[tarkil]

Thats the thing about gay porn though - its rare you have guys in it that actually are gay.  Money grabbin bastards.

Well gay or not, they are dudes inserting their penises in each other so....

[lukas989]

Thats the thing about gay porn though - its rare you have guys in it that actually are gay.  Money grabbin bastards.

Well gay or not, they are dudes inserting their penises in each other so....

I hear you - but the one thing about porn - I want to believe.  I could stick my penis into a bunghole, but if Im wearing an expression that says, 'Help me!  I dont want to be here...Im just a poor desperate fool with no money,'  it takes away the sexiness bigtime.  Theres got to be enthusiasm...not too much as touched upon before (the ridiculous kind), but enough to suggest the performers dont even realise the cameras there - theyre horny and theyre loving the action.