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#20
Oct 02, 2009, 05:38 AM
An elderly lady decides her and her husband's sex-life needs spicing up, so while he's at work she heads down to their local adult store.
She looks at all kinds of toys and the like, but instead opts for a pair of crutchless-panties.
She goes home, sits on the couch and waits for her husband to return home from work.
When he does she opens her legs and says, "You want some of this big boy?"
He cops an eyeful and replies, "F@#$ no, look what it's done to your undies!"

shine down unshy

#21
Oct 02, 2009, 11:01 PM
A mexican man, a white man and a black man come across a fruit farm looking for a place to stay the night.  They ask the farmer if they can bunk there for the night.  The farmer says, "You all can stay here..under one condition...you keep your hands off my beautiful daughters!"  The three men agree to do this.  Of course, that night the three men all fuck the shit out of the farmer's daughters.  The next morning, the three men wake up to find the farmer pointing a shotgun at them.  Farmer says, "Alright, I told you all not to touch my daughters, but I'm a good honest hard working man and I'm willing to give you all a chance to leave here with your lives.  I want you to go into my fields and pick 100 of your favorite fruits each...then come back here."  The three men go out into the field and pick the fruits and come back.  The farmer tells them "Okay, now..if any of you can shove all the fruit into your ass without spilling any..I'll let you go free."  The first man, the mexican man picked tomatoes.  He tries to shove the tomatoes into his asshole but only gets about 6 in.  The farmer blows his head off with a shot gun.  The second man, the white man chose grapes as his favorite fruit..amazingly he manages to get about 50-60 into his ass,  but he starts to laugh and they all fall out.  The farmer says, "I'll give you ONE MORE CHANCE...!"  So the white man tries again, and manages to get 96-97 grapes in his ass before he starts to laugh again, they all fall out."  The farmer is angry at this point, he yells at the white man "BOY, what is wrong with you?  I'm giving you a second chance at life!"  The white man says "I can't help it, that poor black fellow went out there and picked watermelons.."



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Necrocetaceanbeastiality

#22
Oct 02, 2009, 11:10 PM
Women's rights.

theis

#23
Jan 09, 2010, 07:04 PM
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?


























































Wataaaaaarr!

bebo

#24
Jan 09, 2010, 07:28 PM Last Edit: Jan 09, 2010, 07:31 PM by bebo



ohoho fuuucckk

rock_n_frost

#25
Jan 10, 2010, 06:47 PM Last Edit: Jan 10, 2010, 06:51 PM by rock_n_frost
http://en.tackfilm.se/

(upload a picture of you or your friend or your ass.. its gonna be great)

this is mine : http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1263148754921RA59
Quote from: Vesanic
You used to call me on my cellphone

defTHE1s

#26
Jan 10, 2010, 08:33 PM

Yes yes, Deftones, yes yes, heavy metal, yes yes, nü metal, yes yes, fucking queer, yes yes...

wither-I

#27
Jan 10, 2010, 08:47 PM Last Edit: Jan 10, 2010, 08:50 PM by wither-I
what's the difference between a pile of rocks and a pile of dead babies?







































you can't fuck a pile of rocks.

"coming into the nearness of distance"

rock_n_frost

#28
Jan 10, 2010, 09:06 PM
Quote from: Vesanic
You used to call me on my cellphone

rock_n_frost

#29
Jan 11, 2010, 12:20 PM
Quote from: Vesanic
You used to call me on my cellphone

rock_n_frost

#30
Jan 15, 2010, 10:30 AM
Quote from: Vesanic
You used to call me on my cellphone

defTHE1s

#31
Jan 16, 2010, 11:02 PM

Yes yes, Deftones, yes yes, heavy metal, yes yes, nü metal, yes yes, fucking queer, yes yes...

Jacob

#32
Mar 23, 2010, 06:05 PM
dude, that's horrible.
pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep

Necrocetaceanbeastiality

#33
Mar 23, 2010, 09:39 PM
I chuckled.

Penicks

#34
Mar 23, 2010, 09:40 PM
So this man walks into a bar.





He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Jacob

#35
Mar 23, 2010, 10:10 PM
Quote from: Vesanic on Mar 23, 2010, 06:11 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Mar 23, 2010, 06:05 PM
dude, that's horrible.


Black humor. Sorry if you're not a fan.

HA! black humor. that was funnier than the inital joke ;D

don't worry, I'm very much into black humor. I once talked to a jewish girl about how much I loved Call of Duty 2 but hated that I couldn't play as one of Hitler's lackeys.
pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep

blixa

#36
Mar 24, 2010, 12:07 AM
theis' bruce lee joke was the best!

blixa

#37
Mar 24, 2010, 12:22 AM
it wasn't really a joke. more like a statement. actually let's not beat around the bush - it was fact.

momo

#38
Mar 24, 2010, 09:22 AM
i know its really racist but its just a joke! ;D







how do u scare a black person?














hang one from ur tree


momo

#39
Mar 24, 2010, 10:19 AM
Quote from: theis on Jan 09, 2010, 07:04 PM
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

bahahahaa i was tellin that joke to my friend and i hit him right in the adams apple lol
and there was another time when me and a few friends threw water on the same guy lol
he had a stutterin problem lol dont worry he was a douche lol


























































Wataaaaaarr!
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