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Started by black coffee, Aug 08, 2009, 03:22 PM

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black coffee

Hoobastank - The Greatest Hits

nothing to add here.

Penicks

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.   

Jacob

pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep

nonesuch

a black, a jew, a mexican, a pollack, and an asian walk into a bar.

the bartender says, "all of you, get the fuck out!"
i drink your milkshake

theis

Quote from: black coffee on Aug 08, 2009, 03:22 PM
Hoobastank - The Greatest Hits

nothing to add here.

haha, seriously? that's hilarious.

that said, their Selftitled is still a decent album.

oh, and this is probably the funniest shit i've read in a while:

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

this guy is a fucking genius.

Mascara Snake

Why can Stevie Wonder not see his friends?
























Because he's married.

"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST..."  Frank Zappa

shine down unshy


7
7
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defTHE1s

[youtube=425,350]4XRt4QIIlro[/youtube]

lol @ shine down unshy and Penicks jokes
HAHAHA!!!!  ;D  :D  ;D

and the rest too !

Yes yes, Deftones, yes yes, heavy metal, yes yes, nü metal, yes yes, fucking queer, yes yes...

defTHE1s

and what was MJ's last desire?

To be melted into Legos to let the children play with him.

what a dumb joke hahaha!!!!!

Yes yes, Deftones, yes yes, heavy metal, yes yes, nü metal, yes yes, fucking queer, yes yes...

Jacob

Quote from: defTHE1s on Aug 11, 2009, 06:14 PM
and what was MJ's last desire?

To be melted into Legos to let the children play with him.

what a dumb joke hahaha!!!!!

1. you took that from the comments to the video you posted.
2. and you didn't even tell it right.  half the joke is that he's mainly made out of plastic.

but yeah, it's still a dumb joke and not very funny.
pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep

defTHE1s

Quote from: Jacob on Aug 12, 2009, 05:26 AM
Quote from: defTHE1s on Aug 11, 2009, 06:14 PM
and what was MJ's last desire?

To be melted into Legos to let the children play with him.

what a dumb joke hahaha!!!!!

1. you took that from the comments to the video you posted.
2. and you didn't even tell it right.  half the joke is that he's mainly made out of plastic.

but yeah, it's still a dumb joke and not very funny.
lol.. yeah.. sorry haha...

Yes yes, Deftones, yes yes, heavy metal, yes yes, nü metal, yes yes, fucking queer, yes yes...

black coffee

Quote from: Jacob on Aug 12, 2009, 05:26 AM
Quote from: defTHE1s on Aug 11, 2009, 06:14 PM
and what was MJ's last desire?

To be melted into Legos to let the children play with him.

what a dumb joke hahaha!!!!!

1. you took that from the comments to the video you posted.
2. and you didn't even tell it right.  half the joke is that he's mainly made out of plastic.

but yeah, it's still a dumb joke and not very funny.


wanna see how I chill?



Jacob

so we all love Chuck Norris jokes, right?

just found this one... go to Google, type in "Google Chuck Norris" and click "I'm feeling lucky". hilarious.
pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep

Law


theis

Hahahaha holy shit. That's hilarious.

Jacob

pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep

bright lights, big city

holy crap that's great!!!
DERP

Quote from: rock_n_frost
Bright Lights !..Why the fuck are you so damn awesome? Cant you be a piece of shit sometimes?

bright lights, big city

or this http://failblog.org/

i always check out that one daily
DERP

Quote from: rock_n_frost
Bright Lights !..Why the fuck are you so damn awesome? Cant you be a piece of shit sometimes?


black coffee

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At July’s G8 summit in Italy, he gave a furious speech denouncing Switzerland as just a mafia of international financial terrorists.

According to the Libyan, that means it should be dissolved and the land given to neighbouring states.

French-speaking Romandy would go to France, Ticino to Italy and German-speaking Switzerland to Germany.