The Human Shit Thread #2

downtownpony · Apr 09, 2009, 02:06 PM

My friends and I used to send pics of our shit to each other over the phone. I usually have one solid log.

Jacob · Apr 09, 2009, 02:12 PM

my stomach's real upset today. dunno what the hell I did, but after dinner last night I got pains and almost diarrhea. got better after a few visits to the loo, but after breakfast this morning it was back. now it's been like that all day.

Variable · Apr 10, 2009, 02:09 AM

and yet no pics. booooooo

devilinside · Apr 10, 2009, 03:54 PM

I was gonna take a pic of my dogs poo for ya,but it's raining.

goldpony · Apr 10, 2009, 07:05 PM

^5 trey!

raynor · Apr 10, 2009, 08:21 PM

this thread is just a pathetic shoot at trying to be omg-i'm-crazy-on-the-interwebz-and-sucks-maddox-penis.

yeah sorry.

bright lights, big city · Apr 10, 2009, 08:36 PM

someone's a woman.

sorry.

shine down unshy · Apr 11, 2009, 12:08 AM

Quote from: raynor on Apr 10, 2009, 08:21 PM
this thread is just a pathetic shoot at trying to be omg-i'm-crazy-on-the-interwebz-and-sucks-maddox-penis.

yeah sorry.

Lighten up, sourpuss.

Variable · Apr 11, 2009, 12:11 AM

Quote from: raynor on Apr 10, 2009, 08:21 PM
this thread is just a pathetic shoot at trying to be omg-i'm-crazy-on-the-interwebz-and-sucks-maddox-penis.

yeah sorry.

This would be way below me trying to look or act crazy, idiot.

Necrocetaceanbeastiality · Apr 14, 2009, 10:20 PM

I haven't shat in three days.

bright lights, big city · Apr 14, 2009, 11:32 PM

dude i've been there recently. and it happened after i had red lobster. when that turd finally crowned it made my day.

Variable · Apr 15, 2009, 02:40 AM

Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on Apr 14, 2009, 10:20 PM
I haven't shat in three days.

You taking any new meds lately? I know you have a lot of stuff you take. But any kind of narcotic or tramadol or......I guess a lot that I don't really feel like listing, will stop you up. Codeine is actually starting to be used as an anti diarrheal more and more.

Necrocetaceanbeastiality · Apr 17, 2009, 05:17 AM

I am on no meds at all. I was just backed up. Clogged that fucker when it finally happened. I would've taken a picture, but it wasn't spectacular.

Variable · Apr 18, 2009, 03:45 PM

lameo

bright lights, big city · Apr 19, 2009, 12:27 AM

yeah man, this thread started out awesome....

Variable · Apr 19, 2009, 11:47 PM

I was asked to make it, so I did. I never endorsed its awesomeness. That being said, you all could participate a bit more.

emotivelotion · Apr 20, 2009, 12:06 AM

damn, how often you shit? (not on SL) haha
once a month?

bright lights, big city · Apr 20, 2009, 12:50 AM

Ok well this isn't a turd story, but just awkward. I was in Union Station in Chicago and had to piss. Upon entering I immediately notice a guy waiting against a wall behind the urinals, so I think there's a line waiting to urinate. Nope just one of the 5 urinals is being used, so I go ahead and take my leak.

The whole time I'm just plain thinking "WTF?" So while drying my hands I slip in a "You alright there, boss?" And he replies "I'm gold". When i left the bathroom he was still leaning against the wall looking at the urinals.

lithium · Apr 20, 2009, 12:56 AM

maybe he was in one of these kind of situations

Variable · Apr 20, 2009, 02:55 AM

Maybe he was waiting on someone to finish a shit. Or was just really high.