@ Penicks

[Penicks]

don't be so aggressive, it doesn't suit you

[blixa]

you bring out my wild side.

[blixa]

what's awesome?

[bright lights, big city]

the conversation you are having with that living dildo

it is pretty funny how obvious she is. can you blame her though? bro's a stud.

[blixa]

he's super pretty.

[blixa]

i hate when socks rip so quickly.

[Penicks]

h...how do they rip from that side? do your nails exponentially grow on random moments? that's kind of interesting

[blixa]

i wear canvas shoes. it's the way my toes seem to move forward and that rips the socks.

[blixa]

[Penicks]

ouch, you poor thing you, let me give it a healing kiss!

[Penicks]

honey you need a pedicure

[blixa]

i know!!! i just clipped my nails all off because i was shitty and didn't have time. i'm going for a pedi on friday.

i love pedicures. someone touching my feet. it makes me feel so special.

[Penicks]

is it gay for a straight man to do it

because my feet are only seen during summer, i always wear my socks when having sex

[blixa]

nah, a pedi is neither a feminine nor gay thing to do. your feet feel so light and breezy when you get it done.

leaving your socks on during sex is a no-no. my ex used to leave them on. fucking pissed me off. intertwining your feet with someone else after sex is such a personal thing.

[Penicks]

shut up and kiss me

[blixa]

but don't you like me for my brains???

[Penicks]

nope, it's your thick, solid and tight body i so desperately crave

[blixa]

[bright lights, big city]

Penicks, I'm jealous

[black coffee]

so they either sell Belgian beer in Australia....




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