Friday the 13th (2009)

[deftonekid]

UPDATE: A few weeks back Rob Zombie announced that he will be directing a new horror film for Dimension Films entitled Tyrannosaurus Rex, which is NOT about dinosaurs. We were intrigued so we did some serious digging and have finally discovered the basic premise (with some minor details still missing). Read on to see what Rob Zombie's T-REX is about!

UPDATE: There's a supposed "official" Myspace page for the film where Rob Zombie (if it's really him) writes "Not sure how this all started , but this film is not based on a comic book called The Nail. If fact I haven't told anybody what this film is yet." So either one of three things happened: 1: Rob is lying per usual (like when he told DreadCentral that he was in fact directing CHUD, which was BS) 2: The Zombie camp is lying to me 3: Rob changed the story enough to where it's not based on THE NAIL anymore. I guess only time will tell who is bullsh-tting who, but I can tell you this much - I'm getting pretty fed up with all of this lying, semantics and lack of communication that always seems to come with a Rob Zombie movie.

A regular scooper tipped us off, and it was confirmed that T-REX is about a wrestler named Tyrannosaurus Rex who is on the run from a biker gang from hell. Furthermore, the idea for the film is loosely based on the comic book Zombie did with Steve Niles (30 Days of Night) entitled THE NAIL. Here's the synopsis:

Hunted in one of the most desolate regions of America, preyed upon by an evil that does not sleep, Rex Hauser is The Nail - and it's time he took a stand. A semi-pro wrestler, Hauser has been touring the country performing at small-time arenas until the fateful night he and his family run afoul of a bloodthirsty gang of Satanic bikers stalking the North Dakota Badlands. Now he's a lone man fighting for the survival of his loved ones in a no-holds-barred standoff against the forces of Hell itself! Co-written by the newly formed CREEP International writing team of modern horror masters Rob Zombie and Steve Niles, The Nail is a relentless, unflinching portrait of the heart of darkness, and what one man will sacrifice to hold it at bay.

The film is slated for release August 28, 2009.

taken from: http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/11345

hey that' sounds pretty cool, we'll see what happen. thx for the update.

[devlin]

no problem. i'm looking forward to seeing it.

[bright lights, big city]

i hope it's as badass as devil's rejects. i get a major boner every time i see that movie.

[deftonekid]

yeah it is a great movie

[goldpony]

here is where bay said it would funny

[Is there anything else you are willing to divulge about it?
I haven't seen the director's cut because he's still cutting, but I know this one will really be scary; it's also funny, as well. It's a fun college adventure that goes awry. It's not a movie I would ever show my mom! (Laughs) We don't make these for our mothers; we make these for the fans out there.
/quote]

interview here

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/07/transformers-2.html

[bright lights, big city]

so it's like American Pie 2?

[deftonekid]

so it's like American Pie 2?

yeah just with bigger budget and Fx's

[theis]

American Pie...now with added gore. Hell yeah! Haha...

[deftonekid]

I know, we should write the script and take it to Bay. Who's in?

[bright lights, big city]

i'm definitely in. i think a few us collectively can write a pretty badass script to a horror movie

[deftonekid]

yeah let's do it, we can come up with some interesting shit and also we can get rich

[goldpony]

OK, here goes

Plot: young curvy teen is lost in woods, there is a "friendly" lumberjack who shows up to help her out only to turn into a horny zombie, hot zombie rape scenes ensue

Cast:
young curvy teen: jesca biel, salma hayek or helen mirren (to skew toward an adult crowd; hey all teenagers are played by 30 yo anyway, why not flip the script and cast someone in their 60's to play a teen, its not like she looks old like judi dench)

Zombiejack: bruce campbell, or if you have helen mirren, make it an art film and cast john malkovich or daniel day lewis as the zombie

teens friends (or star trek red shirts OR eye candy that gets naked): jessica fox, halle berry, rosario dawson, eva mendes, various porn stars

[deftonekid]

yeah the plot is ok, I'll change the cast tho.

Young curvy teen: Scarlett Johanson.

Zombiejack: Brad Pitt or Bruce Willis.

Teens friends: various porn stars (agreed on that) but also Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz (cuz we need the "funny , hot, stupid" character) and Jessica Alba.

Director: me

[bright lights, big city]

ok i call Music Editor. i guess i gotta recommend the song "Diagnosis Zombie Rape" by XXX Maniak. or maybe some Cannibal Corpse haha

[oldgentlovecraft]

ok i call Music Editor. i guess i gotta recommend the song "Diagnosis Zombie Rape" by XXX Maniak. or maybe some Cannibal Corpse haha

Holy shit, you know XXX Maniak!  Love those guys.  I was listening to Raped by a Retard last night and was torn between laughing my ass off and headbanging.

[bright lights, big city]

ok i call Music Editor. i guess i gotta recommend the song "Diagnosis Zombie Rape" by XXX Maniak. or maybe some Cannibal Corpse haha

Holy shit, you know XXX Maniak!  Love those guys.  I was listening to Raped by a Retard last night and was torn between laughing my ass off and headbanging.

haha awesome! upon first listening to them i just thought it was hilarious. but it really is actually some great grindcore action too lol

[deftonekid]

ok i call Music Editor. i guess i gotta recommend the song "Diagnosis Zombie Rape" by XXX Maniak. or maybe some Cannibal Corpse haha

ok I'll direct it, you'll be the music editor and I guess Josh would like to be the stunt cordinator haha

[goldpony]

ok i call Music Editor. i guess i gotta recommend the song "Diagnosis Zombie Rape" by XXX Maniak. or maybe some Cannibal Corpse haha

ok I'll direct it, you'll be the music editor and I guess Josh would like to be the stunt cordinator haha

i want a writing credit too damnit. i want to coordinate all the love scenes as well, you know show by doing

[deftonekid]

i want a writing credit too damnit. i want to coordinate all the love scenes as well, you know show by doing

haha ok fair enough bro

[theis]

just got back from seeing it.

pretty much what you expect. tits and gore!

it was fun time... still, it pales in comparison to the first 4 Friday flicks.