what is your favorite "sex move"

[alvarezbassist17]

no, see what you gotta do, is sneak the finger up her ass a little bit during doggy style, and try to lift up her whole rear end with it.  they love that one.

[devilinside]

I dont know what girl told you that,but no...we all do NOT love that.

[devilinside]

plus, you can't really see her feet too good...

feet are always a major plus on the wank factor.

The foot I doo see looks a little grody...all white and pruned.

let me start this off my favorite is the spiderman
this is when you ejaculate into your hand, and then throw it in your partners face with the spidey web slinging hand motion

I would get thrown out of the house if i did that to my girl..she'll probably even fuck me up for it! you got gusto ill give u that

Fuck yeah! Any level headed woman would knock the shit out of a dude for doing that.

[Softparody]

I need to learn more. Someone be my oracle.

[Deathblooms]

[Jizzlobber]

I dont know what girl told you that,but no...we all do NOT love that.

im sure a fairly large percentage of girls love it...

By the way...that little clip above ^^^ is the BOMB DIGGIDY!!!

[devlin]

hahahaha i can't stop wathcing that! thats so great

[Penicks]

I dont know what girl told you that,but no...we all do NOT love that.

im sure a fairly large percentage of girls love it...

Absolute bullshit. Either way, freaking ask it if they want a finger shoved up their asshole.

[deafnotes]

passion of the christ

[Variable]

I dont know what girl told you that,but no...we all do NOT love that.

im sure a fairly large percentage of girls love it...

Absolute bullshit. Either way, freaking ask it if they want a finger shoved up their asshole.

you're not supposed to ask.  They will always say no.  But if you sneak it in right they love it.

[Penicks]

Or they will grab a knife, cut your balls off and cook them in motor oil. /Home Alone

Is it worth the risk of getting a finger full of shit smell?

[Variable]

ill lick the shit smell right off.

[Penicks]

You must have a lovely breath.

[Variable]

yes.  The smell of everything you ever put in your mouth stays there forever.  My breath is horrible

[dictatesofreason]

u guys make fucking laugh

[sharingbuns]

I need to learn more. Someone be my oracle.

here you go, buddy. a few of my favorites. the classics.

arabian sungoggles - you put your nuts over the eyes of a sleeping person, and your dick over their nose
abe lincoln - you jerk off and smear it on someones face, then shave your pubes to form a beard
supersoak - jerk off extremely hard into someones face so your thing goes up and down real fast and when you nut it will spray all over them
chilli dog - when you shit on a girls chest and then titfuck her
houdini - when you hit it from the back, spit on her back so she thinks you nutted then when she turns around to look nut directly into her face
alligator fuckhouse - bite her on the neck really hard and while still inserted roll around like crazy (alligator death roll)
dumptruck - you tuck your balls and dick between your legs, then ejaculate into a females mouth while taking a steamy hot shit on her
riding the bull- while hitting it from the back, you either say something inappropriate to her or have someone with a camera jump out, then you try to hold onto her and stay inserted as long as possible while she bucks like a bull trying to get you out of her
dirty gas pump - this is when you basically teabag a girl, and her nose is pretty much right under your asshole so while she is jerking you off you just fart on her as much as possible
cleveland steamer - you basically just take a shit on someones chest and rock back and fourth over it like a steam roller

okay, i hope this was informative for you and hopefully some of you will have some mad girlfriends/wives tonight
and remember now that you have these special sexual powers, you MUST use them for good
thanks alot

[Jacob]

you've never had sex, have you?

[tarkil]

here you go, buddy. a few of my favorites. the classics.

arabian sungoggles - you put your nuts over the eyes of a sleeping person, and your dick over their nose
abe lincoln - you jerk off and smear it on someones face, then shave your pubes to form a beard
supersoak - jerk off extremely hard into someones face so your thing goes up and down real fast and when you nut it will spray all over them
chilli dog - when you shit on a girls chest and then titfuck her
houdini - when you hit it from the back, spit on her back so she thinks you nutted then when she turns around to look nut directly into her face
alligator fuckhouse - bite her on the neck really hard and while still inserted roll around like crazy (alligator death roll)
dumptruck - you tuck your balls and dick between your legs, then ejaculate into a females mouth while taking a steamy hot shit on her
riding the bull- while hitting it from the back, you either say something inappropriate to her or have someone with a camera jump out, then you try to hold onto her and stay inserted as long as possible while she bucks like a bull trying to get you out of her
dirty gas pump - this is when you basically teabag a girl, and her nose is pretty much right under your asshole so while she is jerking you off you just fart on her as much as possible
cleveland steamer - you basically just take a shit on someones chest and rock back and fourth over it like a steam roller

okay, i hope this was informative for you and hopefully some of you will have some mad girlfriends/wives tonight
and remember now that you have these special sexual powers, you MUST use them for good
thanks alot

Ha ha ha aha ha ha ahha

[Jizzlobber]

Or they will grab a knife, cut your balls off and cook them in motor oil. /Home Alone

Is it worth the risk of getting a finger full of shit smell?

in the heat of passion, i dont mind...having a finger smelling like shit would be hot! id even suck it probably..and a shower would commence anyway

[Variable]

yeah.  Its sex.  Its supposed to be dirty