what is your favorite "sex move"

[sharingbuns]

i'm talking rusty trombone, paddington surprise, hot carl, superman, ect ect ect
and you may want to say what the move is exactly our older audience may not be down with the new millenium sex moves
let me start this off my favorite is the spiderman
this is when you ejaculate into your hand, and then throw it in your partners face with the spidey web slinging hand motion

[bright lights, big city]

cleveland steamers are quite comical

[White Pwny]

Ew @ the spiderman.    It loses it's Oomph when it's THROWN at your face in a Spidey motion.... 

[sharingbuns]

thats what gives it the oomph

[TheWatcher]

i love that "bang bang flick"

[devilinside]

I'm celibate.

[indychinoluv]

Whats sex?

I vaugly remember it from when I was younger

[goldpony]

Whats sex?

I vaugly remember it from when I was younger

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i like how your sig is the answer

[Variable]

^^^^^Yes that was quite nice actually

My Favorite is the ho bell I'm not sure if I should tell you all about it though.  It could lead to a lot of guys being dumped and a lot of divorce.  Lets just say that you have to be good at doing a full nelson

[Contradictio In Terminis]

the one that makes me cum.

[Contradictio In Terminis]

Ew @ the spiderman.    It loses it's Oomph when it's THROWN at your face in a Spidey motion.... 

Silence Of The Lambs anyone?

[Variable]

the one that makes me cum.

So looking at pictures in a Hanes catalog without anything even touching you?

[Contradictio In Terminis]

sure...why not?

[Variable]

lol dont even lie.  You had that shit saved in a file called "wackin it hardcore"

[Contradictio In Terminis]

naw...

I tend to save that folder for bestiality instead.

but good guess nonetheless.

[Variable]

always

[Contradictio In Terminis]

plus, you can't really see her feet too good...

feet are always a major plus on the wank factor.

[Variable]

the true calling sign of a fucking freak

[Jizzlobber]

let me start this off my favorite is the spiderman
this is when you ejaculate into your hand, and then throw it in your partners face with the spidey web slinging hand motion

I would get thrown out of the house if i did that to my girl..she'll probably even fuck me up for it! you got gusto ill give u that

[Jizzlobber]

but mine would be..sneaking a middle finger up her ass a little bit.