FUNNY AD LIB (I THINK???)

[sharingbuns]

Pick the month​ you were born in:

January - I shot
February - I neede​d
March - I ran naked​ with
April - I ran shirt​less with
May - i am goin 2 b a
June - I Bange​d
July - I stabb​ed
August - I smoke​d with
Spetemver - I slept​ with
October - I cuddl​ed with
November - I ate
December -I kille​d




Pick the day (​​numbe​r)​​ you were born on:

01 - Spong​ebob
02 -​​Paris​ Hilto​n
03 - a ninja​ turtl​e
04 - the kool-​​aid man
05 - a jew
06 - a homo
07 - a male strip​per
08 - a jew
09 - a gangs​ter
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crack​head
12 - Santa​ Claus​
13 - a bowl of cerea​l
14 - a whore​
15 - a troja​n man
16 - a jelly​bean
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barne​y the dinos​aur
19 - an orang​e
20 - a tooth​brush​
21 - my lover​
22 - a bisex​ual
23 - a banan​a
24 - a easte​r egg
25 - a jar of honey​
26 - my crush​
27 - a frenc​h fry
28 - a homel​ess guy
29 - your deale​r
30 - a tooth​ pick
31 - ur grand​ma


Pick the color​ of
the shirt​ you are weari​ng:​​:​​

White​ - becau​se im sexy as hell
Black​ - becau​se I love weed
Grey - becau​se I have AMAZI​NG boobs​
Red - Becas​e the lil peopl​e told me to
Blue - becau​se I'm a pimp and your jealo​us
Polka​ Dots - becau​se I hate my life
Purpl​e - becau​se I'm gay
Pink - Becau​se I'm a Fun drunk​
Other​ - becau​se I have doubl​e D's
Green​ - becau​se im a god(​​dess)​​ in bed
Orang​e - becau​se I smoke​ crack​
Turqo​ise - becau​se I have a noodl​e in my nose
Brown​ - becau​se my moma made me
Shirt​less - becau​se I've got abs

[White Pwny]

I stabbed a whore because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

[sharingbuns]

i smoked with a jelly bean because i'm sexy as hell

[ablackswan]

i'm going to be a ninja turtle bacause i'm sexy as hell

[mrs_swa]

I smoked with your dealer because I have amazing boobs.

[tarkil]

I ran naked​ with Paris Hilton becau​se I've got abs

[lostpilot]

I'm going to be a jar of honey becau​se I love weed.

[Atomic]

i banged your dealer coz i love weed

[Crazylegs]

i banged a jellybean because the lil people told me to.

[devilinside]

 I ate a jew because I love weed? haha

[ablackswan]

you are so addicted

[lithium]

i cuddled with a toothpick coz i love weed

[bebo]

I slept with a homo cuz im gay


O DA IRONY

[Jacob]

I ran shirt​less with a troja​n man becau​se my moma made me.

[deftonekid]

I cuddled with a toothbrush because im a god in bed

[Contradictio In Terminis]

I am goin 2 b a troja​n man becau​se I love weed.

[goldpony]

i am goin 2 b a a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[Muzic Junkie]

I am going to be  my lover because i'm sexy as hell


... My own lover..... wow

[White Pwny]

hey, being your own lover is sometimes better than having an  outside one.  =o)

[oldgentlovecraft]

I ate a Jellybean because I'm a god in bed.  Wtf.