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devilinside

#100
Nov 22, 2008, 03:04 PM
Quote from: goldpony on Nov 21, 2008, 06:33 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 21, 2008, 04:27 PM
haha, Kelly.  Most guys just automatically think...  "Something up my ass.... gay"   When they have no idea their G spot is there!!!!   

And you are right, if they only had an  idea of the climax they could be having...

funny, most women think this way too. i think we need to organize a PSA for butt love. we could even have a we are the world type sing along

HAHAHA!!!!!


Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:22 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 21, 2008, 04:27 PM
haha, Kelly.  Most guys just automatically think...  "Something up my ass.... gay"   When they have no idea their G spot is there!!!!   

And you are right, if they only had an  idea of the climax they could be having...

The guy's "G spot" isn't in his butthole, it's in his albilty to bust a load inside a female once he tickles Her's.

Uuh....yeah it is ya retard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage

13hourstoparadise

#101
Nov 22, 2008, 03:04 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:22 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 21, 2008, 04:27 PM
haha, Kelly.  Most guys just automatically think...  "Something up my ass.... gay"   When they have no idea their G spot is there!!!!   

And you are right, if they only had an  idea of the climax they could be having...

The guy's "G spot" isn't in his butthole, it's in his albilty to bust a load inside a female once he tickles Her's.

Wow, I think you're the first virgin on this board. Kudos.

devilinside

#102
Nov 22, 2008, 03:06 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:22 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 21, 2008, 04:27 PM
haha, Kelly.  Most guys just automatically think...  "Something up my ass.... gay"   When they have no idea their G spot is there!!!!   

And you are right, if they only had an  idea of the climax they could be having...

The guy's "G spot" isn't in his butthole, it's in his albilty to bust a load inside a female once he tickles Her's.

Oh,and just so ya know...not all dudes can hit a girls g spot.

Contradictio In Terminis

#103
Nov 22, 2008, 03:19 PM
Quote from: devilinside on Nov 22, 2008, 03:06 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:22 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 21, 2008, 04:27 PM
haha, Kelly.  Most guys just automatically think...  "Something up my ass.... gay"   When they have no idea their G spot is there!!!!   

And you are right, if they only had an  idea of the climax they could be having...

The guy's "G spot" isn't in his butthole, it's in his albilty to bust a load inside a female once he tickles Her's.

Oh,and just so ya know...not all dudes can hit a girls g spot.

I can
I can taste your pale blood flowing from the moon. I can feel your anger breaking your cocoon. Twisting from the graveyard your final place of rest is the light of nothing forming at the crest. I will break your memory and I will break your name. I won't let your body be place inside a grave.

devilinside

#104
Nov 22, 2008, 03:20 PM
I said not ALL...silly.

13hourstoparadise

#105
Nov 22, 2008, 03:27 PM
I just let 'em fake them. Why should they get everything j/k.

downtownpony

#106
Nov 22, 2008, 10:02 PM
Quote from: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 22, 2008, 03:19 PM
Quote from: devilinside on Nov 22, 2008, 03:06 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:22 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 21, 2008, 04:27 PM
haha, Kelly.  Most guys just automatically think...  "Something up my ass.... gay"   When they have no idea their G spot is there!!!!   

And you are right, if they only had an  idea of the climax they could be having...

The guy's "G spot" isn't in his butthole, it's in his albilty to bust a load inside a female once he tickles Her's.

Oh,and just so ya know...not all dudes can hit a girls g spot.

I can

Where do u live?

Contradictio In Terminis

#107
Nov 22, 2008, 10:09 PM
Quote from: downtownpony on Nov 22, 2008, 10:02 PM
Quote from: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 22, 2008, 03:19 PM
Quote from: devilinside on Nov 22, 2008, 03:06 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:22 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 21, 2008, 04:27 PM
haha, Kelly.  Most guys just automatically think...  "Something up my ass.... gay"   When they have no idea their G spot is there!!!!   

And you are right, if they only had an  idea of the climax they could be having...

The guy's "G spot" isn't in his butthole, it's in his albilty to bust a load inside a female once he tickles Her's.

Oh,and just so ya know...not all dudes can hit a girls g spot.

I can

Where do u live?

Houston.
I can taste your pale blood flowing from the moon. I can feel your anger breaking your cocoon. Twisting from the graveyard your final place of rest is the light of nothing forming at the crest. I will break your memory and I will break your name. I won't let your body be place inside a grave.

downtownpony

#108
Nov 22, 2008, 10:15 PM
nah I know that. I mean whats ur address?

downtownpony

#109
Nov 22, 2008, 10:20 PM
u can tell me man, were all brothers here.

Contradictio In Terminis

#110
Nov 22, 2008, 10:28 PM
11650 W Belfort #109
Houston, Texas 77099
I can taste your pale blood flowing from the moon. I can feel your anger breaking your cocoon. Twisting from the graveyard your final place of rest is the light of nothing forming at the crest. I will break your memory and I will break your name. I won't let your body be place inside a grave.

downtownpony

#111
Nov 22, 2008, 10:36 PM
4 real cuz I have alot of money that I want to give u.

Contradictio In Terminis

#112
Nov 22, 2008, 10:42 PM
Quote from: downtownpony on Nov 22, 2008, 10:36 PM
4 real cuz I have alot of money that I want to give u.

send away...

and it's a lot...not alot...
I can taste your pale blood flowing from the moon. I can feel your anger breaking your cocoon. Twisting from the graveyard your final place of rest is the light of nothing forming at the crest. I will break your memory and I will break your name. I won't let your body be place inside a grave.

downtownpony

#113
Nov 22, 2008, 10:53 PM
thanks for correcting me. Ill  repay by easing my cock into ur mouth, while u sleep. You'll probably wake up at first, but after you realize whats happenening youll pretend to still be asleep, and its cool. Ill play along. untill I cum all over ur face and transformer bed sheets. Then Ill have u make me a sandwich.

mrs_swa

#114
Nov 22, 2008, 10:56 PM
Quote from: downtownpony on Nov 22, 2008, 10:17 PM
my vag is beautiful

Quote from: downtownpony on Nov 22, 2008, 10:53 PM
thanks for correcting me. Ill  repay by easing my cock into ur mouth, while u sleep. You'll probably wake up at first, but after you realize whats happenening youll pretend to still be asleep, and its cool. Ill play along. untill I cum all over ur face and transformer bed sheets. Then Ill have u make me a sandwich.


hmmmz.
...blow the Universe into nothingNESS.  nuclear warfare shall lay us to rest...

Contradictio In Terminis

#115
Nov 22, 2008, 10:57 PM
Quote from: downtownpony on Nov 22, 2008, 10:53 PM
thanks for correcting me. Ill  repay by easing my cock into ur mouth, while u sleep. You'll probably wake up at first, but after you realize whats happenening youll pretend to still be asleep, and its cool. Ill play along. untill I cum all over ur face and transformer bed sheets. Then Ill have u make me a sandwich.

strike that...reverse it.
I can taste your pale blood flowing from the moon. I can feel your anger breaking your cocoon. Twisting from the graveyard your final place of rest is the light of nothing forming at the crest. I will break your memory and I will break your name. I won't let your body be place inside a grave.

downtownpony

#116
Nov 22, 2008, 11:01 PM
its between my penis and ass.

Contradictio In Terminis

#117
Nov 22, 2008, 11:07 PM
pics or it didn't happen
I can taste your pale blood flowing from the moon. I can feel your anger breaking your cocoon. Twisting from the graveyard your final place of rest is the light of nothing forming at the crest. I will break your memory and I will break your name. I won't let your body be place inside a grave.

downtownpony

#118
Nov 22, 2008, 11:10 PM

theres all ur evidence

Contradictio In Terminis

#119
Nov 22, 2008, 11:12 PM
I shall not take it home...and I shan't not have fun with it...
I can taste your pale blood flowing from the moon. I can feel your anger breaking your cocoon. Twisting from the graveyard your final place of rest is the light of nothing forming at the crest. I will break your memory and I will break your name. I won't let your body be place inside a grave.
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