what is the funniest thing that you have ever heard?

[devilinside]

I've always been a lurker there. I was on on The Spiral,ETS and NIN.com

[Contradictio In Terminis]

so you don't have a username, or you don't want it let out?

[devilinside]

Maybe....

[Contradictio In Terminis]

 

[sharingbuns]

i don't believe in religion so much. i think we were created by aliens. but i'm kinda insane.

[sharingbuns]

^^^ where did that come from? who knows. i feel like rambling

okay have you ever been to a fine fast food dining establishment? yes, yes you have
okay, and you know how they have the super powered spray water all over yourself type sinks in there? okay good
you wash your hands before you eat right? well i do, i put my hands in some unhygenic places from time to time
anyway, so have you ever ordered your food after washing yourself and then the people always look directly at the
water that has collected itself all over your pants/shirt/crotch region and i mean its something they must see every day
they HAVE to know what it is, but they're looking at you like "is that urine?"
well one time i just want to look them dead in the face and say "it IS urine. and i put it there... myself."
i don't know where i'm going with this? do you?
how is everyone today? good? good... thats whats up. i know thats right. PEACE

[i kill for fun]

wow, i thought you were gonna say that you actually did it. im dissapointed that i read through all that and all u had to say was "I wanted to.." But its cool cuz i alos restrain myself from saying shit like that b/c in those circumstances i am usually drunk and don't want to have the cops called

[sharingbuns]

i was just thinking about this question, and i have an answer
the funniest thing i ever heard was when i was in my bedroom
proceeding to bang a skank and my roommate told me
"i hope you got all your shots"
that was hilarious

[Jedidiah Solomon]

you're funny, but you come off like a girl, for a while I thought you were.

[sharingbuns]

maybe you're just slightly gay curious

[Jedidiah Solomon]

whoa did you hear that folks, this redneck is gettin' SASSY, well let me tell you a little something about fags redneck, I happened to stumble into one of you one night and straight took up the wahzoo and got poo on my shoe all while drowning his head in the toilet, so don't fuck around cause I can track your IP address, find you, and show you a real horror movie!

It took me a while to come up with that, I was in a jack nicholson alter ego, thanks.

[sharingbuns]

why am i a redneck? 

[Stalkerware]

Your mom's a redneck.

[sharingbuns]

your mom is OOOOOH SNAP

[13hourstoparadise]

Hahaha!!! Why would a girl doing that to him make him gay? You should learn about the climax you can get from "milking" the prostate.

I had a g/f once who tried to put her finger up there, I wasn't at all too excited about it.

[devilinside]

Least she wasn't tryin to shove a cock up it!

[White Pwny]

haha, Kelly.  Most guys just automatically think...  "Something up my ass.... gay"   When they have no idea their G spot is there!!!!   

And you are right, if they only had an  idea of the climax they could be having...

[goldpony]

haha, Kelly.  Most guys just automatically think...  "Something up my ass.... gay"   When they have no idea their G spot is there!!!!   

And you are right, if they only had an  idea of the climax they could be having...

funny, most women think this way too. i think we need to organize a PSA for butt love. we could even have a we are the world type sing along

[Variable]

^^^ where did that come from? who knows. i feel like rambling

okay have you ever been to a fine fast food dining establishment? yes, yes you have
okay, and you know how they have the super powered spray water all over yourself type sinks in there? okay good
you wash your hands before you eat right? well i do, i put my hands in some unhygenic places from time to time
anyway, so have you ever ordered your food after washing yourself and then the people always look directly at the
water that has collected itself all over your pants/shirt/crotch region and i mean its something they must see every day
they HAVE to know what it is, but they're looking at you like "is that urine?"
well one time i just want to look them dead in the face and say "it IS urine. and i put it there... myself."
i don't know where i'm going with this? do you?
how is everyone today? good? good... thats whats up. i know thats right. PEACE

I pee on myself a lot so I put a lot of stock in people thinking those high powered sinks did it.

[Jedidiah Solomon]

haha, Kelly.  Most guys just automatically think...  "Something up my ass.... gay"   When they have no idea their G spot is there!!!!   

And you are right, if they only had an  idea of the climax they could be having...

The guy's "G spot" isn't in his butthole, it's in his albilty to bust a load inside a female once he tickles Her's.