what is the funniest thing that you have ever heard?

[deafnotes]

when a religous people said "im already save"

que?

speak english bitch! ahah
just kidding

The world has "progressed" to where at one time religious people held their noses high in the air and though they were better than all the barbaric heathens.  To now when all the atheist are snobs and can't believe what those idiot religious people believe.  It's totally not the exact same thing just backwards.  We have come a long way.

i have a feeling that religion is dying... more years and it will fade away

[Variable]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe maybe not.  Religion has been around for a very long time.  And define religion.  Because even if the religions that we know of today die out, a new religion will for sure take their place.  Just like with the Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans.  I like southparks take on the future and religion.  Where we are no longer idiots who fight wars over pointless issues and gods that don't exist.  We progressed.  Now we fight wars over whose answer to science is the right answer.......yup, you know that's how its going to be too.

[13hourstoparadise]

Yesterday my best friend told me his g/f put her finger up his butt during... And he liked it. That was pretty funny, but I'm a little concerned he might turn gay.

[devilinside]

Hahaha!!! Why would a girl doing that to him make him gay? You should learn about the climax you can get from "milking" the prostate.

[alvarezbassist17]

he's clearly never experienced the delight that is a deep rimjob.

[devilinside]

Haha....

[alvarezbassist17]

it's especially wonderful when you're out of tp

[lostpilot]

lol, crazy

[i kill for fun]

ever heard? the other day i was in the library computer lab. All of a sudden i heard this goofy,very loud laugh, like that of a retarded person. When i finally saw the person and realized they werent retarded, just incredibly dorky, i lost it. Basically this alugh, which comprised of high pitched squeeling and prolonged hacking and hawing lasted about an hour. One of the funniest things i ve witnesed in my life.

[goldpony]

ever heard? the other day i was in the library computer lab. All of a sudden i heard this goofy,very loud laugh, like that of a retarded person. When i finally saw the person and realized they werent retarded, just incredibly dorky, i lost it. Basically this alugh, which comprised of high pitched squeeling and prolonged hacking and hawing lasted about an hour. One of the funniest things i ve witnesed in my life.

so basically it was the Louis Skolnick laugh?

[Contradictio In Terminis]

God told me a joke one time...I'm still laughing. it was like five years ago.

[goldpony]

God told me a joke one time...I'm still laughing. it was like five years ago.

did he tell you to look in your pants?

[i kill for fun]

ever heard? the other day i was in the library computer lab. All of a sudden i heard this goofy,very loud laugh, like that of a retarded person. When i finally saw the person and realized they werent retarded, just incredibly dorky, i lost it. Basically this alugh, which comprised of high pitched squeeling and prolonged hacking and hawing lasted about an hour. One of the funniest things i ve witnesed in my life.

so basically it was the Louis Skolnick laugh?

lol nah man, it was ten times worse. I can't stress enough how it sounded like a SEVERELY retarded person. At times it be like this "iiiiiiiiiiiiiii UHLLL iiiiiii" if that makes any sense.

[Contradictio In Terminis]

God told me a joke one time...I'm still laughing. it was like five years ago.

did he tell you to look in your pants?

nope...but he tell me to look in yours once. I just couldn't laugh...it was beyond being funny...it was just sad.

[goldpony]

God told me a joke one time...I'm still laughing. it was like five years ago.

did he tell you to look in your pants?

nope...but he tell me to look in yours once. I just couldn't laugh...it was beyond being funny...it was just sad.

yeah, it must have been a sad day when you realized what a real man looks like

[Contradictio In Terminis]

God told me a joke one time...I'm still laughing. it was like five years ago.

did he tell you to look in your pants?

nope...but he tell me to look in yours once. I just couldn't laugh...it was beyond being funny...it was just sad.

yeah, it must have been a sad day when you realized what a real man looks like

I was quite sad, until I realized I was looking a mirror...

And then I looked back at you...and I was sad again.

[devilinside]

Whoare you??

[Contradictio In Terminis]

Whoare you??

White Pwny's friend...

[devilinside]

Are on a NIN forum?

[Contradictio In Terminis]

Are on a NIN forum?

LOL! Yes...I take it that you are over there as well? what's your name over there?