what is the funniest thing that you have ever heard?

sharingbuns · Nov 13, 2008, 10:14 PM

tell me or i'll rape you

Variable · Nov 14, 2008, 02:03 AM

One time a girl told me that she could do better when I offered to fill the hole in her vagina with my penis. It was probably the funniest thing I have ever heard.

goldpony · Nov 14, 2008, 09:19 PM

one time someone said trey wasnt god, that was pretty funny

bIondie · Nov 14, 2008, 09:31 PM

win.

[youtube=425,350]N31OLpHCAWg[/youtube]

White Pwny · Nov 14, 2008, 09:49 PM

lol... reminds of of Trey. "I'm my own vice president"

bebo · Nov 14, 2008, 09:53 PM

this one time i was jerking off and it reminded me of trey

then i realized i was actually jerking off to trey

good story ya?

devilinside · Nov 14, 2008, 09:55 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeek

White Pwny · Nov 14, 2008, 10:01 PM

Gosh, don't you know that everyone on here has either jerked it... or flicked the bean to Trey. Just ask him.

devilinside · Nov 14, 2008, 10:05 PM

I think we need an "Ask Trey" or "What Would Trey Do" thread!

White Pwny · Nov 14, 2008, 10:05 PM

Haha. Helllz yeah. He knows all, so we should!

mrs_swa · Nov 14, 2008, 10:06 PM

yeah, Trey even knows you're going to do it, before you even do it. Apparently, he IS that awesome.............

White Pwny · Nov 14, 2008, 10:07 PM

Quote from: mrs_swa on Nov 14, 2008, 10:06 PM
yeah, Trey even knows you're going to do it, before you even do it. Apparently, he IS that awesome.............

+1

devilinside · Nov 14, 2008, 10:07 PM

HAHAH Done!

Variable · Nov 14, 2008, 10:52 PM

wow, that was like my own brand of chuck noris jokes. I got one, I got one.

Trey doesn't have opinions. Opinions have Trey.

that video was hilarious btw

Softparody · Nov 15, 2008, 12:20 AM

Trey doesn't sleep. He waits.

White Pwny · Nov 15, 2008, 12:21 AM

I wish I were as popular as Trey. =o(

Softparody · Nov 15, 2008, 12:29 AM

For the topic:

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
- BEING RAPED!

Variable · Nov 15, 2008, 08:41 AM

Quote from: Softparody on Nov 15, 2008, 12:20 AM
Trey doesn't sleep. He has sex with beautiful women all night and then out performs everyone at work even though he hasn't slept for years.

This is actually true. I'm surprised you were able to get that one.

Softparody · Nov 15, 2008, 11:37 AM

Quote from: Variable on Nov 15, 2008, 08:41 AM
Quote from: Softparody on Nov 15, 2008, 12:20 AM
Trey doesn't sleep. He has sex with beautiful women all night and then out performs everyone at work even though he hasn't slept for years.
This is actually true. I'm surprised you were able to get that one.

Haha, that's how I roll.

Jizzlobber · Nov 15, 2008, 12:41 PM

i used to have a guitar plectrum holder keyring..and i had it on the belt loop of my jeans..

one friday night i got taken home by a girl called Simone, and when she took off my jeans she was "whats this thing?" and i was like "its a guitar pick holder" and she's like "Are you a nerd or something?"..

it wasnt a joke but the fact that she called me a nerd was pretty funny.

then she gave me a blowjob.