what is the funniest thing that you have ever heard?

Variable · Nov 15, 2008, 10:04 PM

I quoted the guy......lol. I don't think its my fault

White Pwny · Nov 15, 2008, 10:07 PM

oic.

On a note of funniest things. I've been friends with my brothers gf for about 3 years.. She knows all about me.. including the hysterectomy I had yearssss ago. She and I were walking, and we were talking about female issues. She looks over at me and says with a stern seriousness. "You have a vagina?" to which... I was shocked! I stopped walking and looked at her like she was insane! Im like.. yeah! I have a vagina.. wtf?! Shes like.. "well I knew you had a hyst, and I didn't know what you had left!" lolz. Kids.

sharingbuns · Nov 15, 2008, 10:09 PM

maybe she thought that you were trent reznor and that you had a penis

OH MY GOD I'M JUST JOKING!

Variable · Nov 15, 2008, 10:10 PM

lol, tara said that?

White Pwny · Nov 15, 2008, 10:11 PM

Yes, she did! I couldn't believe it! I was like... Do you think I NEVAR have sex? shes like.. "I guess I just never thought about it"

Variable · Nov 15, 2008, 10:14 PM

wow, interesting

White Pwny · Nov 15, 2008, 10:17 PM

haha! Gotta love her.

sharingbuns · Nov 15, 2008, 10:21 PM

you should have pulled it out and showed it to her

White Pwny · Nov 15, 2008, 10:22 PM

You can't pull out a Vajayjay.

sharingbuns · Nov 15, 2008, 10:23 PM

you could have bent over in front of her
or better yet, shoved it in her face and called her a thunder cunt
and elbowed her in the mouth so hard it knocked the braces out her mouth

sharingbuns · Nov 15, 2008, 10:26 PM

i think this is the sweetest album cover ever

White Pwny · Nov 15, 2008, 11:11 PM

lol... silly, she has no braces!

sharingbuns · Nov 15, 2008, 11:16 PM

WHAT?! SHE BETTER GET SOME!

sharingbuns · Nov 15, 2008, 11:22 PM

awww i like the new one
and i can't call you trent reznor anymore

White Pwny · Nov 15, 2008, 11:23 PM

Ty. =o)

Now you can just call me Cyn!

sharingbuns · Nov 15, 2008, 11:24 PM

can i call you snufflelufflecunt

White Pwny · Nov 15, 2008, 11:25 PM

nah, I'm allergic to the word cunt.

*sneezes*

deafnotes · Nov 16, 2008, 01:41 AM

when a religous people said "im already save"

sharingbuns · Nov 16, 2008, 09:17 AM

Quote from: deafnotes on Nov 16, 2008, 01:41 AM
when a religous people said "im already save"

que?

Variable · Nov 16, 2008, 07:21 PM

The world has "progressed" to where at one time religious people held their noses high in the air and though they were better than all the barbaric heathens. To now when all the atheist are snobs and can't believe what those idiot religious people believe. It's totally not the exact same thing just backwards. We have come a long way.