what is the funniest thing that you have ever heard?

[Jedidiah Solomon]

thanks for correcting me. Ill  repay by easing my cock into ur mouth, while u sleep. You'll probably wake up at first, but after you realize whats happenening youll pretend to still be asleep, and its cool. Ill play along. untill I cum all over ur face and transformer bed sheets. Then Ill have u make me a sandwich.

[White Pwny]

Ok!  Newest funniest thing was Ross saying.. "wah wah.. blah blah blah fucking blah.. cry cry... wah.."   before deleting his ID.... again.


Who wants to take dibs on how long it will be.. before he's back with a new id?!

[T-Rock]

Id give it a day.... I am sure he is looking at himself in the mirror and thinking about what his next move will be...Or he went to sleep crying in his pillow and sucking his thumb

[Contradictio In Terminis]

Id give it a day.... I am sure he is looking at himself in the mirror and thinking about what his next move will be...Or he went to sleep crying in his pillow and sucking his thumb

actually that was me...

[sharingbuns]

i don't know who that is
i don't care who that is
money makes the world go round
don't be a fool stay in school
dolla dolla bill yall

[Sleepymaggie]

Sgt. Stedenko: Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?
Unknown: Which basketball?
Sgt. Stedenko: Which basketball?

[Sleepymaggie]

and this joke i heard..

'Whats the difference between a duck?'

[Variable]

Sgt. Stedenko: Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?
Unknown: Which basketball?
Sgt. Stedenko: Which basketball?

lol.  I read it wrong, and it made me laugh.  Then I read it again, and it made me laugh again.  I'm such a sucker.

[Sleepymaggie]

Sgt. Stedenko: Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?
Unknown: Which basketball?
Sgt. Stedenko: Which basketball?

lol.  I read it wrong, and it made me laugh.  Then I read it again, and it made me laugh again.  I'm such a sucker.

: D me too!!

[Variable]

I'm always that guy in a movie, that is laughing when no one else in the theater is laughing.  I think I just appreciate the little genius behind certain jokes or props that a lot of people just look past or don't want to think about hard enough to understand.

[dictatesofreason]

ya it got me too

[Variable]

liar

[rock_n_frost]

Me : bbbuuuuuueeeeaaahh !.....shhiiit....oooaaarghhh
Friend : aaaarrgghhhhh !!!....ooooooeeeeehhhrrrrrghhhhh !!.........ssshiit noooeeeeaaahhh !!


--- 6 hours ago ---

Friend : I'm kind of..hungry !..
Me : I can cook
Friend : oh yeah ?

[Penicks]

Wait. What?

[White Pwny]

Guess ya had to be there.

[blondie]

i was there and it wasn't funny.

[bebo]

he sunds so popyoular!!1

[Variable]

I think I get it.  But if I explain it, and then I'm wrong.....well as you all know Trey being wrong is unacceptable.  But its funny how I have it figured out.

[sharingbuns]

on the other hand, trey being gay = completely acceptable

[White Pwny]

i was there and it wasn't funny.

You are so luckay.  You get to hang owt with evry1 on this board!