Have you ever caught an std? If so, which one?

[pissedandpierced]

I''ve never been tested but I am a good girl and take precautions.

[Jizzlobber]

big time syphilis over here! well not big time, but drip dick, certainly

[White Pwny]

I would LOVE to see a picture of said stripper.  That is a freak show.  Certainly there has to be pics somewhere online from where she works or whatnot.     Im intrigued. 


And how does my logic confuse you?    Fucking til you get an STD is much like Drinking till you puke.   So...

"I want LOTS of sex with LOTS of sluts and to contract LOTS of curable STDs."     

[Shaye]

Her name is Bethany.  And she was fucking in love with me.

Well the whole 6'9", black stripper thing brought a smile to my face.

The fact that her name was Bethany made me LOL.

[alvarezbassist17]

that's a huge bitch!  did she do the worm on you trey?

[Jacob]

never caught anything which is odd because I never use protection. I should probably start before it's too late though.

[sharingbuns]

I''ve never been tested but I am a good girl and take precautions.

you should get tested, fool

[bright lights, big city]

i pull out.

[bebo]

i have never gotten laid, so i have nothing to worry about, ya?

[Variable]

big time syphilis over here! well not big time, but drip dick, certainly

Dude, Props.  Seriously.  Syphilis?  That is a serious score.

I would LOVE to see a picture of said stripper.  That is a freak show.  Certainly there has to be pics somewhere online from where she works or whatnot.     Im intrigued. 


And how does my logic confuse you?    Fucking til you get an STD is much like Drinking till you puke.   So...

"I want LOTS of sex with LOTS of sluts and to contract LOTS of curable STDs."     

I used to have a pic of her bending over naked in front of a confederate flag.  But my appt got broken into and they stole my camera and computer ghey.  I tried to find her last time I was home on leave with no luck.  This was over 3 years ago, so I wouldn't be surprised if she moved out of Albuquerque by now.  But dam sinner, quit being a hater.  When have I ever lied about anything?  Ill try to find her myspace just to satisfy you.

Your logic confuses me.  Because you and I both know that a man talking about wanting an STD is not attractive.  So how is that me trying to "puff up my image?"

And I just want to emphasize the word curable in that sentence.

Her name is Bethany.  And she was fucking in love with me.

Well the whole 6'9", black stripper thing brought a smile to my face.

The fact that her name was Bethany made me LOL.

lol, a lot of people have a hard time believing it.  But I have plenty of real world friends who witnessed the whole thing.  I actually picked her up in the strip club.  That was a first for me.  Why does the name Bethany make you laugh?

that's a huge bitch!  did she do the worm on you trey?

I wish.  We actually had great sex.  I have only had sex with two girls who were taller than me.  But each time it was great.  Once you are laying down, it evens out the playing field.  Although I will admit that doggie style was a bit harder with Bethany. 

[White Pwny]

No one said I was hating.  I said I want to see what a 7 foot tall black stripper named Bethany looks like.     I didn't say you were lying.   I guess I'm just the one confused, as you act all like it's cool to have STD's when I can't think of a huger turn off.

[Shaye]

No one said I was hating.  I said I want to see what a 7 foot tall black stripper named Bethany looks like.     I didn't say you were lying.   I guess I'm just the one confused, as you act all like it's cool to have STD's when I can't think of a huger turn off.

Yeah I wasn't saying I don't believe it either.

Um and the name Bethany isn't funny. But the name is funny when it belongs to a 7ft tall, black, stripper that you had "great" sex with.

It just isn't a name that fits I guess....

[Variable]

you act all like it's cool to have STD's when I can't think of a huger turn off.

you and I both know that a man talking about wanting an STD is not attractive. 

[White Pwny]

DUH~  Then why are you saying you want one?!~   


YOU are the one confusing ME!

[ToneDef]

I had Chlamydia. Yizzur.

[Jacob]

Trey, you make it sound like most STD's are curable and not that bad. from what I've been told both gonorrhea and syphilis (fuck spelling) never go away and can be outright deadly. isn't gonorrhea the one were you're stuck with warts on your dick for the rest of your life?

[devilinside]

That's HPV isn't it? Uugh.... I would never wanna see a warty wang.

[Variable]

Trey, you make it sound like most STD's are curable and not that bad. from what I've been told both gonorrhea and syphilis (fuck spelling) never go away and can be outright deadly. isn't gonorrhea the one were you're stuck with warts on your dick for the rest of your life?

no and no.  If you catch the syphilis early enough, which in the 1st world it would be ridiculous not to, then you are fine.  Stage 3 is deadly , I think.  But both are curable.

And yes, HPV is a form of warts.  But like I said, probably everyone on this board has it. They say that if you have EVER had unprotected sex, you have it.  Something like 90% of adult americans have it or some bull shit.  I'm not looking any of this up, so feel free to prove me wring.  That is just what I remember from about 4 years ago.

[BloodyKnifePrty]

Never had sex so I'm pretty sure I'm clean.

[devlin]

genital warts/HPV is curable. its diferent for men and women. for men its a simple cream two weeks (depending on how long you've had it/ size of warts) and your all better. for chicks if not caught it can cause/turn into cervival dysplasia (cancer). to get rid of it (pre-cancer stage) is an extremely painful acid treament, usually more than one. unfortunatly i do speak from experience about this one. crazy cheating whore ex-girl.

if not caught syphilis turns your brain into swiss cheese and you go bat shit crazy and eventually die. but like variable said if caught ealry enough you'd be fine.

i dunno about gonorrhea, but i think herpes and HIV/AIDS are the only ones you can't get rid of.