Have you ever caught an std? If so, which one?

[Variable]

Its also pretty cool too

[White Pwny]

Apart from when I went to the Doctors worried about the size of my cock and stuff. Had me worried. Turned out I'm just a direct descendant of a horse. That was a relief.

lolz

[sharingbuns]

Ok, whew.  Thank god we are all ass lickers around here.  I was starting to feel like a freak in a room full of prudes.  Well all of you except Bloodyknife.  Bebo doesn't count because he was raped, he just didn't realize what was going on because his dad told him he was putting the shit back where it belongs.

nah, the only things i haven't really tried in the bedroom involve bodily waste.
it's not that i'm a deprived manwhore, it's just that i had this really nasty freak ass girlfriend at one point.
put it this way, she was completely insane but i still stayed with her for 2  years, if that tells you anything.

[Variable]

You are a pussy who let himself be dominated by some freak ass whore girlfriend for two years?

[goldpony]

well, crazy sex usually is the best

[White Pwny]

well, crazy sex usually is the best

+1   

Trey should know this.  wth?

[sharingbuns]

You are a pussy who let himself be dominated by some freak ass whore girlfriend for two years?

nooooo
she just gave me freak nasty sex that made me want to stay
she even tossed my salad a couple of times

[Variable]

GOD, I love that.  I love those girls who are just freak nasty.  I guess I misread what you were trying to say at first.  I get it now.  I totally understand that.

[devilinside]

lol I was gonna say ya PRUDE!

[Variable]

I am anything but prude.  You can call me a lot of things, and be right.  But prude is not one of them.

[sharingbuns]

I am anything but prude.  You can call me a lot of things, and be right.  But prude is not one of them.

chicken fucker  BUCK KAWK

[Variable]

lol

[sharingbuns]

LOTTA CLAP UP IN HERE

[Softparody]

First time I had sex with my ex girlfriend, I thought everything was ok. Then, the next morning she said that I should go test myself for chlamydia, even though I used a condom, because she COULD have it from her ex boyfriend. That bitch.

Anyway, I didn't get it.

[Variable]

strange

[sharingbuns]

i would have conjured up some kind of outrageous lie

"that's okay, you should go get tested for bubonic plauge... i may have caught it back in the 1800s."

or maybe leprosy.

[Jizzlobber]

First time I had sex with my ex girlfriend, I thought everything was ok. Then, the next morning she said that I should go test myself for chlamydia, even though I used a condom, because she COULD have it from her ex boyfriend. That bitch.

Anyway, I didn't get it.

thats fucked up!

so far only 5 people have caught something

[Softparody]

i would have conjured up some kind of outrageous lie

"that's okay, you should go get tested for bubonic plauge... i may have caught it back in the 1800s."

or maybe leprosy.

lolz

[Variable]

i would have conjured up some kind of outrageous lie

"that's okay, you should go get tested for bubonic plauge... i may have caught it back in the 1800s."

or maybe leprosy.

People still catch both of those diseases in America.

[goldpony]

i would have conjured up some kind of outrageous lie

"that's okay, you should go get tested for bubonic plauge... i may have caught it back in the 1800s."

or maybe leprosy.

i would have said "its a good thing for you i was wearing a condom" and then laughed as i walked out of the room