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[goldpony]

I don't think I've ever taken a 27 min poop.

my friend, you have never lived

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It's just that have you never gone in a bathroom with a cellphone or a nice portable videogame (eg. psp, gameboy or anything new) or a good interesting magazine??
If yes, you would last at least 30 mins there !!   
also it's a very relaxing place to stay a moment 

i know, personally, i do my best thinking while in there. glorious.

there are few real pleasures in life. spending quality time on the throne is one of them

[defTHE1s]

I don't think I've ever taken a 27 min poop.

my friend, you have never lived

+10
It's just that have you never gone in a bathroom with a cellphone or a nice portable videogame (eg. psp, gameboy or anything new) or a good interesting magazine??
If yes, you would last at least 30 mins there !!   
also it's a very relaxing place to stay a moment 

i know, personally, i do my best thinking while in there. glorious.

there are few real pleasures in life. spending quality time on the throne is one of them

totally agree!

[alvarezbassist17]

yeah, but spending a lot of time on the shitter can lead to anal fissures, kevin smith talked about it in his book when he got em.  sounds like it'd be baad fuckin times.

[bright lights, big city]

definitely. but luckily, i've never had those. but damn, if i did, that would make a big lifestyle change to get less time takin' dumps.

[defTHE1s]

Yeah, i've heard about that, but i don't do it all the time (spend a lot of time there) ... i'm always busy.

[goldpony]

fissures are no big deal. usually you poop a little blood and they dont hurt. usually they make my asshole itch like crazy. Please file this under too much information

[defTHE1s]

too much DETAILED AND EXPLICIT information

[shine down unshy]

fissures are no big deal. usually you poop a little blood and they dont hurt. usually they make my asshole itch like crazy. Please file this under too much information

dude wtf!

[Jacob]

you can get fissures when you take a huge dump, usually when a bit constipated. most people get it sooner or later, with maybe only a little blood on the paper when you wipe. others get real problems with a fissure that never heals and blood in their poop.

yes, I'm well read.

[shine down unshy]

ya, you are well versed in butt physics

[bright lights, big city]

i've taken some massive dumps in my day, but sweet jesus thankfully i haven't had this incredible experience....yet.

[Jacob]

all this talk about taking a dump really makes me want to take a dump. first thing I'll do when I get home, fo sho.

back to twitter... I don't really get how it works and I don't really get the point of it. I'm pretty much just checking Billy Gould's (from Faith No More) twitter because he keeps the community updated through that. but wth, it's one-sentence posts every few days... doesn't give you much information at all. and it's not like you can read the responses or the posts the "tweets" are in response of. so yeah, really pointless to me.

[devilinside]

OMG Ya'll hahah!!! This convo is out there.

[Variable]

yeah I totally have those ass things everyone is talking about.  I think its from all the MREs and rough TP I have been exposed to

[bright lights, big city]

man i'm sorry. i can't take much of that sandpaper-like TP.

[Variable]

its all good.  Its kind of fun to watch the red blood and yellow urine mix in the toilet bowl when I shit.  There's always an upside

[bright lights, big city]

sweet mother of god.

[devilinside]

*gags*

[whodunit?]

why the hell to use that site if we have "it's 3.58 and I'm..." thread 

[samson simpson]

lol
KOJACK rules