@ bright lights, big city

[bright lights, big city]

ok i'm tall and skinny, but hair-wise i've got nothing like that. haha sorry.

[blixa]

immediate disqualification. divorce papers pending.

[bright lights, big city]

oh i see how it is. this fling sure lasted awhile.

[blixa]

it was a legitimate marriage thankyouverymuch.

[blixa]

you are not going to be tapping that anymore...

[bright lights, big city]

dear god! umm i'm sorry. any way we can reconcile?? i can't have a buzz cut? so should i grow out my hair or something? WHERE DID I GO WRONG

[blixa]

A-HA. so you're an arse man. that's good considering i have no tits at all. you might as well be married to a 12 year old boy.

[bright lights, big city]

haha i'm a total sucker for panties like that. and i must say your rear end looks absolutely scrumptious.

[blixa]

too bad you're not in your forties, hey.

[bright lights, big city]

you're so prejudiced.

[lostpilot]

*awkward pilot interrupts awkward internet mating scene*

[blixa]

you're so prejudiced.

heyyyy, you like what you like, you know. older men get the best of me. i can't help it.

[downtownpony]

old saggy balls.....

[blixa]

not last time i checked...

[downtownpony]

I love your ass.

[blixa]

I love your ass.

you've seen mark's arse?

[bright lights, big city]

i did not know of this. do i have a stalker?

[blixa]

you have a stalker who is pretty attached to your backside.

[bright lights, big city]

my ass is pretty awesome, if i do say so myself. i've been doing squats and leg presses and shit lately. yeah i'm hardcore.

[blixa]

i want to get back into working out. i really enjoyed it. rarely have the time plus i do so much lifting and walking around at work that i'm exhausted when i get back home. i want to tone my thighs. i've been thinking of taking up rock climbing.