@ bright lights, big city

[blixa]

make sure they're reform. i went out with an orthodox jew. chaste and fucking beautiful, but jesus got in the way.

[chick de la lynch]

Jesus always gets in the way. 

[bright lights, big city]

screw that noise

[blixa]

i remember he came over my house for easter and my dad made him sit and watch the jesus movie with us. it was really uncomfortable.

[chick de la lynch]

That sounds like something out of a quirky, low-budget indie film. I might have to steal that.

[blixa]

my dad is a quirky, low-budget indie movie.

once when i was 14, sydney's water got sort of contaminated. they told us to not drink tap water because there was something in the pipes. anyway, i came home from school one day and poured myself a glass of tap water. i was very thirsty and i figured that you would have to consume a shitload of tap water for it to actually affect you. my dad walked into the kitchen as i was drinking the water and stood next to me. he asked me what i was doing and i said i was drinking some water. he asked me if it was tap water and i said yes. he then grabs the glass off me and throws the water in my face and says, in a very serious and threateningly low voice, "we don't drink tap water in this house."

i was so shocked. i cried and cried after he walked away. it was so cruel, but oh so fucking funny.

[bright lights, big city]

your dad sounds like a brilliant man.

[chick de la lynch]

I'll admit, I laughed. I expected to read that he knocked the glass out of your hand, but to throw it in your face? Damn.

[blixa]

he's stubborn and hard-headed. no use having an argument with him. like the other night i stayed up till 2:30am because we were having a discussion about heaven and what you'd have to do to get there. he said anyone who wasn't baptised and didn't accept christ as their lord and saviour would go to hell regardless of whether they have been a good person or not. of course i couldn't agree with that because i said it was "unchristian" to think that way to which he says, "bitch, itz in tha bible!" or something along those lines.

it was a highly distressing discussion. my voice got really hoarse afterwards and i was mighty depressed that my father, who is a very intelligent man, can have opinions like this. argh. he waves at mormons in the street! he also loves gandhi. shit, i should have asked him if he thought that gandhi was in hell.

[poofing acid]

Snoop got arrested.  She was part of a heroin ring in Baltimore hahaha.

[bright lights, big city]

haha, is she an actress? I mean has she done anything other than the Wire?

I loved how I didn't realize she was a woman until I think some scene with Cheese (i think that was Method Man's character) in season 5.

[Crazylegs]

Max Payne 2 is hella fun.

[lostpilot]

sup

[bright lights, big city]

ahh yes the simpler times of when finding time to play max payne 2 was life's biggest worry. but life sucks balls lately, been thinking the future and all that shit. i've got friends that seem to be leaving me behind, which is depressing. the only stable things in life right now are sports and watching Justified every wednesday. thrilling stuff.

[lostpilot]

worst avatar ever!

[Crazylegs]

i disagree

[lostpilot]

I agree to disagree!

[bright lights, big city]

what the hell Darius? Bean's a total legend!

[lostpilot]

not a big fan, lol

[bright lights, big city]

yeah it's the least i could do since darius badmouthed my avatar last week. makes me feel special to change my av/sig every week.