quote of the day

[Shaye]

"If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
-Peter Griffin [after Lois tells him he's childish] from Family Guy

[kreepercamikaze]

"I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen carrying a modern screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most."
--Bob Dylan

[13hourstoparadise]

"If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
-Peter Griffin [after Lois tells him he's childish] from Family Guy

Hahaha, I remember that one, too funny.

[occipudding]

"everybody everybody everybody livin' now, everybody everybody everbody sucks." - system

[Atomic]

"Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me!" Rage

[mrs_swa]

"If music be the food of love, play on."   Shakespeare

[Atomic]

wow, Shakespeare masturbated with music on...

[alvarezbassist17]

"Do you really want to know why I wear my pants like this? easy access baby!"
-Chino Moreno

hahaha yes, that's such a good one.

"get money, fuck bitches"
lil' weezy

maybe i'll find a serious one later

[deafnotes]

''why do they always send the poor?''

[Atomic]

"The micro-cromatic, esention estatic, the shock testing method is nothing pathetic" - Elastttic

[White Pwny]

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."


"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."


"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

[claudio]

What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass - Dr. Dre (Ed-ucation)

We're a virus with shoes - Bill Hicks

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. - Bill Hicks

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. - Bill Hicks

[occipudding]

"Carry the big gats and leave the scene real fuckin' nasty like chocolate milk after a Big Mac" - Jadakiss

[goldpony]

We're a virus with shoes - Bill Hicks

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. - Bill Hicks

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. - Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks is my hero

[Atomic]

i never heard of this Hicks character..

[goldpony]

some bill hicks

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[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass - Dr. Dre (Ed-ucation)

We're a virus with shoes - Bill Hicks

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. - Bill Hicks

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. - Bill Hicks

I was hoping to be the first to quote Hicks.

"I once spilled spot remover on my dog...he disappeared." - Steven Wright

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." -Isaac Asimov

[Atomic]

"I'm Rich James Bitch!" - Dave Chappelle

some bill hicks

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i lol'd once at the monkey bit
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[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

some bill hicks

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i lol'd once at the monkey bit

The best part of it I think was when he was imitating god and he says "Oh my...ME!"

[lithium]

The occupational hazard of making a spectacle of yourself, over the long haul, is that at some point you buy a ticket too.

                                                -Thomas McGuane