Yo Mama!

[Atomic]

Your mama's so stoopid she got run over by a parked car

more mama jokes..

[mrs_swa]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

[Atomic]

 
Yo mama's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

[Fireal1222]

yo mama's  so fat whenever she writes a message at sharing lungs its always a double post

[occipudding]

yo mama's so fat when she goes on the computer, she can't use windows, she has to use doors!

[Shaye]

Your momma's so fat she went to a concert and ate, Korn, Meatloaf and Black Eyed peas...THEN went to the concession stand.

[Atomic]

Your mama's so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares

[devilinside]

Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces

[Variable]

yo momma so fat dat she is da predident of a club called B.A.D. Bitches Against Dieting

[Shaye]

Yo Mama's so fat she emailed me a picture and my computer got stretch marks.

[Shaye]

Yo Mama's so poor, she asked her crabs to start paying rent.

[Variable]

you momma so fat dat chino makes fat jokes about her

[Atomic]

you momma so fat dat chino makes fat jokes about her

that made me lol

[Variable]

funny cuz its true

[mascara87]

yo mama's so fat , she's got more chins then Hong Kong!

[goldpony]

yo mamas so ugly that when i bang her i need two paper bags, one for her and one for me in case hers falls off

[kalhan]

your mommas so dumb she set her buffer length to a minimal octal instead of puging the cache

[Sleepymaggie]

yo mamas so fat she uses a matress for a maxipad

[shine down unshy]

Yo mama's so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the mouth

[devilinside]

that made me lol