Just got back from a date...

[Variable]

yeah, i needed to find a herpes dating community. for... a friend *shifty eyes*

mmmm give me some of that

[whodunit?]

...this woman was beautiful, I had her laughing quite a bit. We hit it off very well, I can't say enough. We got locked in each other eyes a few moments, best feeling in the world...I want to call this girl mine. We have so much in common. Both agnostic, pescaterrian (vegiterrians that eat fish). Some great taste in music and outside of work we enjoy the same activities. She is dead sexy, amazing smile... God damn I feel good. The shitty days I have just are a forgotten cloud in my memory at the moment. I am happy..

how much time did it take you to inflate her?

[13hourstoparadise]

...this woman was beautiful, I had her laughing quite a bit. We hit it off very well, I can't say enough. We got locked in each other eyes a few moments, best feeling in the world...I want to call this girl mine. We have so much in common. Both agnostic, pescaterrian (vegiterrians that eat fish). Some great taste in music and outside of work we enjoy the same activities. She is dead sexy, amazing smile... God damn I feel good. The shitty days I have just are a forgotten cloud in my memory at the moment. I am happy..

how much time did it take you to inflate her?

Bwahahahahaha

Awesome, that was a good one bro! haha

OH, it took about five minuntes to inflate...

[goldpony]

...this woman was beautiful, I had her laughing quite a bit. We hit it off very well, I can't say enough. We got locked in each other eyes a few moments, best feeling in the world...I want to call this girl mine. We have so much in common. Both agnostic, pescaterrian (vegiterrians that eat fish). Some great taste in music and outside of work we enjoy the same activities. She is dead sexy, amazing smile... God damn I feel good. The shitty days I have just are a forgotten cloud in my memory at the moment. I am happy..

how much time did it take you to inflate her?

Bwahahahahaha

Awesome, that was a good one bro! haha

OH, it took about five minuntes to inflate...

aw man, i thought you had one of those real life dolls

[13hourstoparadise]

I don't, but maybe I should... Pretty sure the conversations would be better.

[Hidalgo]

Hahahaha...

I was just joking of course, however I have entertained the idea...

God damnit I don't understand women.

did you do it with her?

my guess is hells to the yea you did

[Shaye]

God damnit I don't understand women.

Don't worry. We don't always understand those of you with penises either. That's the beauty of it...   

[Variable]

Thats because girls think WAYYYY too hard when they try to understand men.  A girl trying to understand a man is like trying to solve 2+2=4 by reading a college calculus book.

[13hourstoparadise]

Yeah, my ex used to ask, "what'ya thinking about?"

I would have to make up stuff just to satisfy her because basically I wasn't thinking at all...

[Variable]

yeah its like "Oh my fucking god you ass hole, what were you thinking?" "ummm, actually I was not thinking at all."

[blondie]

sounds like personal problems.

[Variable]

na its cool.  When my hand starts yelling at me like that I just put it in my pocket until it shuts up.

[goldpony]

na its cool.  When my hand starts yelling at me like that I just put it in my pocket until it shuts up.

LMFAO...i hate it when my hand starts yelling at me. the worst is when it tells me it has a headache. it doesnt even have a fucking head!

[Variable]

but you're supposed to just magically somehow know what its REALLY talking about

[13hourstoparadise]

na its cool.  When my hand starts yelling at me like that I just put it in my pocket until it shuts up.

Haha, good one...

[White Pwny]

but you're supposed to just magically somehow know what its REALLY talking about

Exactly.

[goldpony]

but you're supposed to just magically somehow know what its REALLY talking about

Exactly.

look, just because God made men in his image does not mean that men have godlike abilities. i know it must seem that way since we are so awesome but, sorry to burst your bubble, its not rue.

[White Pwny]

I'm really glad you told me that Joshy... Here, this whole time I thought you MEN were all fucking magical and stuff.   

























































































































LMFAO!   As if I ever thought that.

[Variable]

yeah, she just thinks that about me

[White Pwny]

haha.. yeah that's all I ever think...   "man, Trey is sooo magical"     haha.